I left you because......

[SnootyEnglishman]

ANother time-passer game...You left the previous poster above you and you state the reason as to why anything goes so whoever is first to post here

Why did you leave me?

 

[Nouw]

Become I'm not gay

Why did you leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You made crude remarks on my choice of hats


Why did you leave me?

 

[orangebandguy]

Because I didn't know you were a man named Sheila.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Because your wife found out.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Puzzles]

The government would not let love cross the boundaries of species.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Julianking93]

Because, you're too fake.

Why leave me?

 

[Julianking93]

Interspeices erotica is illegal.

Why would you leave me.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Because well....................................our relationship was the product of a bottle of vodka and a night in vegas

Why did you leave me?.......................why?...............WHY?..................................WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

 

[Vrex360]

Because you won't stop firing that bloody gun!!

Why did you leave me?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Our species were as war

Why'd ya leave me?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

The swelling was getting to me.....

Why you go away?

 

[Balaxe]

No, I just prefer sheep.

Why'd ja leave me willis?

 

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