I left you because......

[Guitar Gamer]

your spelling so atrocious

why did you leave me (try to be origional)

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

YOU ATE KIRBY! YOU EVIL EVIL MAN!!

Why did you leaveth thee?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Because I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. He just happened to be you...

Why did you run away, you could have walked?

[sub]It was meant to be for "the Kerrick, baby" I missed the comma >.>[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you were never there! I was always second to the time traveling!

Why'd you leave me like this?

 

[Kud]

Because I have aids.

Why did you leave me?!?!

 

[Jory]

Because you have AIDS

Why abandon me so?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I had to save the world, you just kept pulling me back!

I'd do anything for love, so why'd you leave ?

 

[Jory]

I was human, you were an appliance. It would never work.

It puzzles me as to your absence. Explain?

 

[Kud]

I wasn't gone at all, i was hiding in your santa hat.

WHERE THE FUCK WHERE YOU?!?!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept zapping me with your crazy colored lasers and i can't handle mass panic on a daily basis unless i cause it


O i was left to wallow in a despair so hard and i must ask why?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Because you are all hat and no man.

Please fill in the enclosed form describing your dissatisfaction with our previous arrangement.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yout bearucratic ways left a bad taste in my mouth (among other things)

why did you leave me?

 

[Pimppeter2]

because you don't love America

Why did you leave me?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because you constantly insisted that recite the pledge of aliegence to a country thaT I don't even like much less live in

and just what the hell was your excuse to go?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Don't get me wrong, I like head, but your body is.....well, kinda missing....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY?WHY?WHY?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You never stopped smoking like you promised!

Why did you leave me to drown in my tears?

 

[RanD00M]

Because the dramatic tension was just to little to bare.

Why the hell did you fucking leave me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were way too aggressive.

Why'd you go and leave me?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you gave me the cold shoulder one too many times, you bastard!!

Why would you up and leave me?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Did you really expect a relationship with a thirteen year old to last?

Now why would you go and leave me?