I left you because......

[Vrex360]

Because I couldn't handle the awesomness, that's why!!
You were too busy being awesome and you had no time for me, you even forgot my birthday.... it was a week ago.... I remembered yours!!!!

Why did you leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Your to much of a monster for me to handle.


Why didst thou leave in a shambling wreck

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I've said it once and I'll say it a thousand times more.
I HATE SNORING

But why did you of all people leave me?

 

[dalek sec]

You won't take off that bloody cosplay outfit!

Why did you leave me baby?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because...Sigh, sit down.
Because you would get to drunk...and you would forget about me. I wish I could still be with you, but you also cheated on me while you were drunk.

Im sorry it's over.

Why did thou leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You rather had blown out your brains than have a decent conversation with me. Sad really


Why did you leaveth me behindeth.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because I get no thanks for reviving your thread.

Why must you go

 

[Vrex360]

You are a psycho clown and too snooty for me.

Why did you leave me?

 

[dalek sec]

Cause you won't stop going on about your "Covenant"!

Why did you leave me?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because your a unit of time. I can't date a second! That's way to fast!

Why oh why did you leave me! I did everything for you!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because your dead

Why did you leave me

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because you have an Inuyasha GIF, you fucking bastard!

Why did you leave me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

You called me a fucking bastard

Why did you leave, is it because I revive threads like this one

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, it's because you called me out. I was being sarcastic on the "fucking bastard" thing, and you yelled at me...it's over.

Why did you leave me? Is it because im awesome?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Actually you're unawesome, you suck really/sarcasm

Why must you leave

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You would not stop screaming KHAAAAAAANN!!! constantly while we had sex.

But baby why? I can change.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, no you can't. You raped me with your Masamune.

But! Im perfect!

 

[Sleekgiant]

But I'm better

Why would you pack your things and leave

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Because i don't date women that can turn into demon wolves.

WHY?! *crys heavily* WHY?!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because your ugly!

Why ! Come on! Give me one more chance!