I left you because......

[SnootyEnglishman]

Well you were influencing my guardsmen and that will not be had.

You left me and smashed my monocle

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I hated your monocle, and your brocolli colored face, You freaky circus manager.

Why? Why do you leave a poor old man to suffer?

 

[ottenni]

Because i was sick of traveling everywhere in a wagon.

Why did you leave me with no jelly.

 

[Roxas1359]

Because I love jelly, and you hurt me so much that you didn't deserve jelly.

Why did you leave me on that ship alone, with a broken helm?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Rapid slashes otteni, his body falls into bite-sized chunks.*

Why....

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Because you dress like a fool

Why did you leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Because you combined red and green those colors dont mix well at all.


Why didst take my heart

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I don't roll that way, try the guy down the road

Why? Why? Why?!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

According to Windows Live Translator "Because I don't like"
It may be crap, but it's right, Because I don't like having to translate!

Why'd you leave me?

 

[Vrex360]

I have no time for numbers that contradict themselves, that's why!!

Why did you leave me?

 

[Vrex360]

You kept complaining about all the dead humans I brought home!!

I have to be true to myself!!!

Why did you leave me standin' here.... alone?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because fanboys won't leave you alone

Why would you leave me

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You deflated all my tophats.


Why have you left me

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because your creepy

Why did you leave

 

[Vrex360]

Because I can't date a half human/ half cat thing.... I still remember how badly my attempt to date a Na'vi turned out....

Whyyyyyyy?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep trying to destroy humanity.

Why did you leave

 

[GodofDisaster]

Because you were Shockingly selfish and greedy.

Why did you leave, I thought what we had was special?