I left you because......

[Fury Is Me.]

Because you just RickRoll'd Me!

Why my precious?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you tried to kill those nice hobbits.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You couldn't decide if you were Evil or Good.


Why my love?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Because your love of money ran deeper than your love for me.

Why did you leave?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You wouldn't stop using that stupid machine.

Why did you stop loving me

 

[Ren3004]

Because our neighbor was way hotter that you.

Why don't you love me anymore?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

because your armor is starting to cause pain on my body.


Why did you stop

 

[ShockValue]

Mainly due to the creepiness.

Why did you leave?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I kept having a hard time diifferentiating whether you are a female or male.


Why ma'am haven't i been good to you

 

[Ren3004]

Because you can't cook.

Why did you leave me!?

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Because you're a threat to my height!

Why did you leave me?!

 

[Ren3004]

Because all you cared about were those space cows!

Why did you let me go!?

 

[UnusualStranger]

You betrayed me. Twice!

Why did you leave me here?

 

[Pinkros]

Because I thought you were the guy with the girl who has an uncle whos wife has a sister who knows someone that kinda looks like Jessica Alba. But you were the uncle....


Why hath thou left my spirit here all alone?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I just wanted your money.

Why, oh why did you leave me?

 

[dalek sec]

Your armor scares me alot!

Why did you leave me like this?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you drink too much.

Why did you go? WHY!?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

LOOK AT YOU! I'M AN ONION KNIGHT! I.E. WARRIOR OF THE LIGHT! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY EVIL!

Why baby?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you keep calling me baby.

Why did you leave me?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because, I'm ashamed to say...
There is someone else.
Someone who cares for me and doesn't hit me when I burn the dinner, someone who loves me for who I am, not just my dancing skills.

Why did you leave me cold, alone and crying in the rain on that fateful day?