I left you because......

[Trivun]

Because your hair is just a little bit too purple...

Why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because you demanded to live in black and white.

Why?

 

[ringwraiths48]

because Lex Luther said he'd kill you if i didn't.

WHy?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because I need excitement.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you tried to kill Mr. Buttons!

Spoiler: Mr. Buttons

 

[Dango]

Because you run away whenever I try to stab you.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because he's in the wrong thread.

WHY?

 

[Dango]

Because you point out mistakes that I later fix.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're not infallible like Scde2 up there.

WHYHYHYAFADSGHFDMJUKIOPOJUHRSTESFHGDRTWHY?

 

[Dango]

Because you can't pull off an astral finish.

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

Because you are a grammar nazi.

?yhW

 

[idodo35]

BECAUSE your a duck and if the dog shows up ill have to shoot you so he wont laugh at me....

Y

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you've deluded yourself into a Sucker Punch-esque fantasy.

... Is there something you want to tell me?

 

[idodo35]

because you posted to much...
Y

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I've found another less on green fire lover.

Before you go tell me why?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you hated me so.

Why dear god why?