I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because your beauty blinds me.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I can only be gay for one man at a time?

Why?W?E?R?T?Y?U?I?O?P?Q?A?S?D?F?G?H?J?K?Z?L?X?M?N?B?C?V?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're electric and I'm ground. It'll never work.

Why'd you go and break my heart?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I felt like being difficult. And screwing other women.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you licked that toad. I SAW YOU, DON'T DENY IT.

Why oh why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're electric and I'm ground. It'll never work.

Why'd you go and break my heart?

Because you went and got ninja'd. You lost my respect!

OT: Because I'm not gay.

WHY?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you are too straight!

Y U DO DIS?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you don't appreciate straightness.

[sub]How else am I supposed to draw triangles?!?[/sub]

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're the triangle guy.

Muffins?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you were bleeding angst everywhere and it was getting annoying.

Why?~

 

[Eumersian]

Because tildes are for ñ's!

When?

 

[Sassafrass]

Last night.
Me and your car are in love.

Why did you lock me out?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you are a silly person that doesn't wear matching socks.

WHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYH?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you tried to sell my kidneys with my permission! I like it when people just impulsively sell my organs.

Why did you close your heart to me?

 

[Eumersian]

I didn't do it! You did! I told you to lay off the fried chicken and you were all "I'll be fine" but honestly, twice a day is too much.

Why you doin' 'at?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I'm a heart-breaker.

Why did you send me away?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you didn't have the proper postage.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I saw you cheating on me with that panda.

Tell me why you left and I may not place this axe between your shoulder blades?

 

[Eumersian]

Nah. That would be too easy.

Bacon?