I left you because......

Sassafrass · May 12, 2011

Yes, I loved bacon more then you.

Cheese?

Eumersian · May 12, 2011

Feta.

Why did you leave me?

gazumped · May 13, 2011

Because you're so distant, you've been giving me none of your time I never see your face anymore. ;_;

Why did you leave me?

Eumersian · May 13, 2011

Because I thought it would be more fun to just hunt badgers in clown pants.

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 13, 2011

Because I'm still straight.

Why?

Eumersian · May 14, 2011

Because you're afraid to admit that you enjoy my company.

WHY???>

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 15, 2011

Because you love yourself more than anyone.

Why?

Doc Gnosis · May 15, 2011

Because it takes you five years and a sledgehammer to get what already happened ten years ago and forgotten.

But... why?

Eumersian · May 15, 2011

Because you called me a monster, even after I got the operation.

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 16, 2011

Because you BURNNN MEEEE WITH FIREEEE!

Why?

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because you UUUSSSEEEEE ALLLLLLLLL CAAAAAAPPPSSSSSSS SSSSOOOMMMEEEETIIIIMMMEEESSSSSSSSS!

The person below has a #1 jam.

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 16, 2011

False.

The person below me has been banned from a site before.

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because I crossed threads, OK?!?!?!?

WHY'S 'AT?

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because I'm too tired to screw.

Why?