I left you because......

[staika]

I left you because I am a dog person

 

[staika]

I left you because you are too much of a free spirit!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because I'm tired of you hacking my email account and using it to spam people.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because I haven't played enough New Vegas to justify my pre-order and buying all the DLC separately.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because that's your own damn fault.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because the game sticks on the loading screen when I try to play.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because you wouldn't let me fly you to work.

 

[staika]

I left you because your password was not strong enough

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you kept forgetting your overly complicated password.

 

[kailus13]

I left you because you kept leaving the door unlocked.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left because you are too aggressive for me.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you were just too much trouble

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you were far too shocking.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you weren't shocking enough.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because they like it when I'm scandalous.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I don't, actually.

 

[kailus13]

Because I didn't like it when you're scandalous.