I left you because......

[MammothBlade]

Because you should've gone to specsavers.

 

[Sacman]

For being naked all the time!
...

 

[MammothBlade]

For being a peeping tom, as usual.

 

[Sacman]

Because everyone is calling me a pervert now... -3-

 

[MammothBlade]

For not doing the sex offender shuffle.

 

[staika]

For wanting to dance, YOU KNOW I CAN'T DANCE!

 

[MammothBlade]

For killing this thread

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For killing me.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you died ~

 

[Dalek Caan]

Because you never called just to say "Hi".

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you were too clingy expecting me to phone you so often.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Because your heartless.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you typed your instead of you're

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know that he has a heartless.

 

[Sacman]

For the greatest sin of all... mixing the threads up...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I know that I'm just gonna roll with it till this page ends.

 

[Teoes]

Because no matter how many times you look at me, it's always with that same blank expression.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you keep forcing me to fight.

... But why? ;_;

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause you made me make some poor investments and caused me to lose tons of money.