I left you because......

[Teoes]

Because you only look at me half the time!

 

[MetaKnight670]

For making me initiate manual breathing.

 

[Teoes]

For telling me to deal with it.

 

[Teoes]

You didn't prepare for trouble.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

For giving me bad fish!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm not real.

 

[Teoes]

Because you're not real. (Well, that was easy.)

 

[MetaKnight670]

Because you don't believe in the spirit of Christmas!

 

[Teoes]

Because dressing up in a shabby red suit and getting little children to sit in your lap isn't the spirit of Christmas!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm manipulative.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because of many wonderful and horrible reasons! Also because your a bird, that would like totally not work in a relationship.

 

[Teoes]

Because you ran away to the US.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're eeeeeeing everywhere all the time.

 

[Teoes]

Because you don't appreciate my e's.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I can no longer mock your incomplete eeeee theme.

 

[Barbas]

Because you stare at me like a magician or an interrogator every time we sit down to have a meal together.

 

[Teoes]

Because you ate my plants then peed on the floor.