I left you because......

[Padwolf]

Because you kept trying to cut the grass with a sword. It was upsetting the neighbours.

 

[Barbas]

Because your gamer rage episodes kept over-insulating the loft space.

 

[Neuromancer]

You grown old, boy, and your kitsune hunting days are over.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you kept giving me that disapproving look and didn't praise me enough.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I grew tired of your constant personality changes!

 

[Teoes]

Because you were disappointed in my vision of spaghetti.

 

[Barbas]

Because you keep air-raid-sirening in the house and getting the cops called on us.

 

[Teoes]

Because when the cops turned up you thought it'd be funny to declare that they'd never find the body.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're too fast for your own good.

 

[Teoes]

Because you want to leave the Dome.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you don't share my interests, you jerk. D':

 

[Barbas]

Because you keep blasting off when I'm trying to discuss my feelings and grievances.

 

[Teoes]

Because you kept sitting in the middle of the room, licking your junk.

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept owling on top of the kitchen cabinets and staring accusingly at the visitors.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Because you didn't realize that it's always better to be too careful rather than not careful enough.

 

[Teoes]

Because your avatar is too small.

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept screaming at the top of your lungs whenever we went to the supermarket.

 

[Teoes]

Because you wouldn't stop barking when I tied you up outside the supermarket.