I need a celver sign; counter protesting the WBC
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If you want to fight fire with fire, print out a picture of Fred Phelps and put it on your sign along with "Matthew 7:15".
-"Why can't you just drink yourselves happy like normal people?"
-"Help! Police!"
-"Attention Whores -->"
-"Today I got up, wrestled a bear, punched a shark, did my math homework, had some tea, punched another shark, and saved a baby. What have you done?"
-"Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in a gutter? Nooooooo! So BEAT IT!"
-"You have the balls to come into my neighborhood, the stupidity to wake me before 12, the audacity to spread your hate, and you're afraid of your imaginary friend? You're on the wrong side, chumps."
-"Screw this; I'm catching the next pimpmobile out of here!"
-"So do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?"
"Yes."
"But what if I do something different?"
"Then I don't know that."
-God
-"You know, the KKK preached here once. Once. . ."
-"I'm just here between legitimate protests." (on the WBC side).
-"Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It!!
(Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! ))"
-"These guys are drunker than me."
-"I hate bottles!" (on WBC side)
-"They think I'm mexican." (on WBC side)
-"Love the tentacle!" with a picture of Yeevo.
-"I think I hear marachas! They must be space banditos!" (on WBC side)
-"These guys are lower than a limbo stick at carnival time! And that's as low as limbo sticks go!"
yay? nay?
-"Help! Police!"
-"Attention Whores -->"
-"Today I got up, wrestled a bear, punched a shark, did my math homework, had some tea, punched another shark, and saved a baby. What have you done?"
-"Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in a gutter? Nooooooo! So BEAT IT!"
-"You have the balls to come into my neighborhood, the stupidity to wake me before 12, the audacity to spread your hate, and you're afraid of your imaginary friend? You're on the wrong side, chumps."
-"Screw this; I'm catching the next pimpmobile out of here!"
-"So do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?"
"Yes."
"But what if I do something different?"
"Then I don't know that."
-God
-"You know, the KKK preached here once. Once. . ."
-"I'm just here between legitimate protests." (on the WBC side).
-"Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It!!
(Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! Fix It! ))"
-"These guys are drunker than me."
-"I hate bottles!" (on WBC side)
-"They think I'm mexican." (on WBC side)
-"Love the tentacle!" with a picture of Yeevo.
-"I think I hear marachas! They must be space banditos!" (on WBC side)
-"These guys are lower than a limbo stick at carnival time! And that's as low as limbo sticks go!"
yay? nay?
Meh, after 10 years of being outsmarted by one guy.Sir John the Net Knight said:
I mean, they take TEN FUCKING YEARS and now everybody praises them for it?
America sure has some low-ass standards as far as military goes.
Er, no. I quoted the other guy.attackshark said:
Also, what's up with people who put dots throughout their triple-dot thingies, whatever the term for that is? Seriously, ". . ." just looks weird.
attackshark said:
Listen, a little while ago there was a story that showed a joint effort between everyone in town to keep them from the funeral, contact 911 about this and call your local news team and tell them NOT TO COME, they crave publicity. Me, I'd go up and talk to them, Christian-to-Christian, and ask them to leave or put the situation to where they understand it. If not, no ones gonna blame you if a few tires get slashed , or people get hated on, or forming a border patrol along checkpoints leading to the funeral and keeping them from going further either by stepping in front of the car or faking a car crash, or get some soldiers to help you out.
Unfortunately there are only few methods to go by:
The Reverend Dr.MLKjr.: fight their hate with love
Republicans toward gays: hate begets more hate
The Revolutionary method: fight back with a big bark, let em know you don't screw around
For a poster, go with: "Your god is a lie, our GOD is ashamed of you"
"Homosexuals aren't the mistake, you and your entire family are"
"Love all man"
"fuck off"
"no one takes you seriously, the world hates you, as in every culture in the world thinks you should burn in hell"
"Soldiers come to your earned rest, WBC come and meet our fists"
Dr. MLKjr. and Gandhi would hit me for saying something like that, but sometimes actions speak louder than words.
My SAI once told me a story of when he was in the Army and how all of his platoon stood shoulder to shoulder, simply stomping and grunting with each stomp to frighten the gang they were about to stop, fears a powerful thing.
I'd also remember Tiananmen Square, one brave man stood up to a tank and would not back down. Grab friends and block the roads, don't back down. The dead are respected in all cultures, no man or woman is seen smiling or partying at a graveyard, all cultures respect the dead. WBC disrespects the world, all faiths, honor itself, be brave. Send a message that they are not loved, their god is fake, and that their no better than Bin Laden when it comes to twisting a religion's teachings. If blocking the roads isn't your cup of tea, summer is a long time. Protest them, go to there church and protest them in the middle of service, if we can't honor the dead in peace what right do they have to pray in peace!
You can either fight love with hate, or hate with more hate, point is that the WBC is a cult and not a true religion.
One more thing: If being born and raised in Texas for 16 years has taught me anything, it's that you never make fun of a southerner's God. With that in mind, you could crucify 'em if you provoke THEM to riot and attack YOU. Bonus points if you get their reverend to smack someone, imagine the scandal. "Holy man hits honest boy, Country at arms and calling for blood," oooooh, if that happens I'll grab my stakes and meet you at Golgatha.
Well in my neighborhood, there is a group of hardcore bikers that show up to military funerals and stand between protesters and the actual funeral. They just stand there holding american flags. Perhaps you can do something similar? Or see if there is a group that does that around wherever you live...attackshark said:
dood i HAVE itattackshark said:
ready?
'god is a demon'
(Demon is Greek in origin and simply refers to a supernatural being. Cacodemon refers to an evil spirit.)
oh the shit storm, would, be, Legendary you'd kinda wanna clue your buddys in on it though, since >.> you'd be using the lost meaning of the word
Matthew 7:1-5:
[sup]1[/sup]"Do not judge so that you will not be judged. [sup]2[/sup]"For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. [sup]3[/sup]Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? [sup]4[/sup]Or how can you say to your brother, `Let me take the speck out of your eye,' and behold, the log is in your own eye?[sup]5[/sup]You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.
Would be fitting for a counter protest sign.
[sup]1[/sup]"Do not judge so that you will not be judged. [sup]2[/sup]"For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. [sup]3[/sup]Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? [sup]4[/sup]Or how can you say to your brother, `Let me take the speck out of your eye,' and behold, the log is in your own eye?[sup]5[/sup]You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.
Would be fitting for a counter protest sign.
Well, since you're going to be playing Pokemon, why not bring your DS/GBA/Gameboy Color with you, play it while they're protesting, and have a sign that says, "I care more about Pikachu than your opinions" or something.attackshark said:
well, um, no, actually. this thread is dedicated to "celver" slogans to put on a sign as a counter protest to the WBC. the afore mentioned is your opinion on the U.S military. so, yeah, wrong thread.PoisonUnagi said:
also, it's called an ellipse. essentially it dictates a pause. it's a tool used to communicate an idea in a certain fashion so as to be better understood in text.
Example:
"Oh! Hi, Larry." as if speaking directly to the person. this is a common greeting and indicates a positive familiarity on its own.
vs.
"Oh! Hi. . . [i.e, pause] Larry." the pause hints at a sort of unwelcome apperance by the character Larry.
You get the idea.
it's also used to indicate that bits of statements have been removed for clarity purposes, like to keep the flow of an article in tact.
Example:
so this:
"So I told the judge, hang on one second. HEY! GET OFF MY LAWN! Sorry. Anyway, I thought he was wrong."
. . . becomes this:
"So I told the judge. . . . I thought he was wrong."
Now go forth and use this new and exciting knowledge to your advantage.
Ummm... Let's see how can I put this... What did New Zealand do? Nada? I thought so. This bastard killed over two thousand people and slaughtered the innocent. He's been hiding in a region of desert and people who aren't fond with us, one wrong move could mean WWIII. He wasn't smart, he was a coward, like a web troll. The USA caught the most wanted man in the world and the bastard responsible for 9/11. You gave 200 defense personnel and some SAS. We spent time and resources looking for someone behind a decade long war and era of fear. So fo course we got REALLY low standards for the world's most powerful military. No,no,no you're totally right, did you find that out all on your or do you just post and than go shove off.PoisonUnagi said:
CHRSIT! Let's see you do better