I need a celver sign; counter protesting the WBC

[iLikeHippos]

The best solution would be to ignore them completely and call the police on them for disrupting the peace. They would be forced to leave.

But, that's no fun! *ominous snicker* You want to shove their own message right up their assholes, right?
I'd suggest a sign that can put their own message against them. I don't have one in mind, but this is a suggestion of what you should prioritize.

EDIT; On second thought, since they are acting like 8 year old kids that won't shut up, you'd ought to argue back like an 8 year old kid, but plan ahead.
This is the only way to argue with them. Do something extremely immature like they do.

 

[Sacman]

Religion is a lie.

Fuck you're cool

OT: Try to trick them into eating figs, somehow.

or just have a list of arbitrary things that are a sin according to the bible... like trimming your hair next to your temples and your beard, wearing gold, mixing materials in clothes, and eating shellfish and bats...

Or just a sign that says, "Come at me bro..."

Mandatory Nirvana reference...

Stay Away 2:54
"God Is Gay..."

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Hot John!

 

[Random berk]

Its not great, I realised as I was making it that I couldn't think of a witty enough caption.

 

[spartandude]

"God is FABULOUS!!!"

i love it

 

[similar.squirrel]

I would organize a counter-protest, get sponsorship for it and donate the proceeds to an LGBT charity in the name of the Westboro Baptists Church. Then you could protest alongside the WBC, holding a sign that says 'Proud Supporters Of Gay Rights'.

It's been done before, and it worked.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

None of these ideas are funny in the slightest.

Just dress as Jesus and hold a sign that says "I dont know who these guys are". Also put on shades just because Jesus is cool like that.

 

[Roxor]

Show up with a megaphone and reply "prove it" to any claim they make.

 

[Layzor]

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing."

 

[BonsaiK]

our bestest friends in the whole wide world, the Westboro Baptist Church, will be showing up to my neighborhood in few weeks. i'm looking for clever sign ideas. they can be on topic or off topic, either way is fine with me (admittingly i'm just going to play Pokemon the entire time, but it would be sweet to have an awesome sign). i'm also willing to protest next to WBC if the idea is sneaky enough.

Get yourself and a bunch of friends, make up a bunch of signs with nonsense stuff like "I like pie", "it's a nice day", "bunnies are cute", "have you seen my lost dog" (i.e nothing that makes sense, and nothing that WBC could rationally object to on moral grounds) etc and just go and join the protestors and go where they go. Make sure you are using the exact graphics and font that they use. It helps also if you outnumber them, with any luck their message will either look even more retarded or just be drowned out in a sea of awesome.

 

[brendonnelly]

I saw this one recently; Go up next to a person holding a god hates x sign, with a sign that says [citation needed]. Exactly like the one off wikipedia.

 

[Korak the Mad]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-3o-best-anti-westboro-baptist-church-protest-s

Any of these should work.

Very clever and funny signs. I like the fact that they protesters against the WBC actually call them ignorant. I like it, especially number 24.

 

[Valdus]

How about

"Love thy neighbor, he's got a fine ass!" (note, change this to "she's got some nice tits" if you're a woman).

 

[DefunctTheory]

Religion is a lie.

Fuck you're cool

OT: Try to trick them into eating figs, somehow.

That would make a pretty good sign too...

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent.
Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent.
Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

Epicurus (c. 341 - c. 270 BC)

 

[electric discordian]

As my friend wishes to put on T shirts "I'm gay for Fred Phelps!" That my friends is the sign to end al signs!

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Haters gonna hate

 

[matt87_50]

"who's this 'God' fellow?"