I need a doctor!

[manythings]

Well there are two things; Fire and doctors. Fire is typically the cheap option.

 

[syndicated44]

dude, not cool, I JUST made this thread.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.181616-Is-there-a-doctor-in-the-building#5367494

How..? What..? I think the Escapist is spreading disease...

OT: Not to sound like a broken record and I really hate to use my dusty caps lock buuut. GO TO THE DOCTOR! Seriously go now. Go! Have you gone yet? No? WELL GO!

Internet + medical advice = bigger doctor bill

 

[Rararaz]

Could be an allergic reaction to your soap/shower gel/something shower time. Have you changed what you use recently?

Seriously doctor.

 

[teutonicman]

You trust us? Really?
Are you sure?
Mkay.
GO TO A DOCTOR.
The chances of us being more helpful than a licensed medical professional are slimmer than a 2D plane.

Pffft doctors waste of time if you ask me. This guy clearly needs a night of hookers and blow, that should cause his symptoms to go away.

 

[Piecewise]

Well swelling is caused by inflammatory cells reacting to something the body deems harmful. Possibly auto immune if you have that much swelling that often. But yeah, go to the fucking doctor god damn it.

 

[Amberella]

Have you gotten any new soap recently? You may be having an allergic reaction and experiencing some inflammation. I'd perhaps wash with only water and a wash rag (unless you use something else to wash with xD) and see if it's the soap you're using. If there's no reaction, it could possibly be the soap. Either that, or you could even be allergic to something you are eating. Or the water is too hot. If the washing with no soap didn't have any affect, I'd consult your Doctor.

 

[Bat Vader]

Darn it man, I'm a gamer not a doctor!

On Topic: I really don't think any of us can really help you with this medical problem you are having. Best advice I can give is try and schedule a doctors appointment right away.

 

[Angryman101]

You trust us? Really?
Are you sure?
Mkay.
GO TO A DOCTOR.
The chances of us being more helpful than a licensed medical professional are slimmer than a 2D plane.

That's pretty slim!
Please imagine me saying that in a voice very similar to the nut vendor in this clip:

Spoiler

OP: That's a sign of a type of skin cancer. Get yourself to a doctor.

 

[lacktheknack]

DOCTOR. If necessary, come to Canada where it's free, and see a doctor here.

 

[CaptainCliche]

I'd say clean out the shower head, Their might be a fungus or mould developing in their that your skin might react badly to.

 

[Composer]

either something in ur water or something in your soap/shampoo/w/e that you are allergic too, i suggest you take a few tests at THE DOCTORS!

 

[Davrel]

And now my testicular area(Not necessarily bad) has swelled really bad too.


And no, not going to Doctor yet.

Sorry - but you make a post containing those two sentences....what the fuck are you doing on the internet?
Its a damned law of nature: TESTICALS + NASTINESS = SEEK HELP

GO TO A DOCTOR.

 

[The Warden]

Why are you asking me?
I'm a 13 year old living in the suburbs on the internet, do you really trust me to give you medical advice?
Okay, screw it, why not?
Okay, now what you need to do, is get a bottle of Goat Milk, and pour it in your eyes, ignore the pain.
Then, stumble your way out the house and lick the bottom of your car.
If you don't own a car, your shoes or your bicycle tire will do.
After that, go to the hospital and ask a doctor about your medical problem.
Oh yeah, and you should probably tell him that you poured Goat Milk in your eyes and licked the bottom of a car too.

 

[Flight]

All I can do is reiterate what's already been said: go see a doctor. Delaying that will not help you.

 

[Neonbob]

Geeze...that's a long time.
I got out of there in three weeks.
What all did you study?

Whaletong, Advanced Whale Armor Engineering, Comprehensive Whale Cybernetics and its Applications, Whale Mounted Weaponry, and of course The Art and History of Whales.

[sub]Sorry Bob, but you keep leaving yourself wide open for these jokes.[/sub]

GAH!
Where the fuck did you even come from!
You pick up on these things far too easily...there must be a spy on the internet.
I will find them, and string them up by Cat5 cables.
Oh, and study them all you want!
I will still destroy them! No matter how much effort you put into protecting and arming them!

 

[blankedboy]

slimmer than a 2D plane.

...
That, or you could divide by zero.