I need an idea

[lack of self CTRL]

Okay...
Theres a guy in an empty car on a freight train, the door is open and a wide expanse of countryside is speeding past.
Suddenly a black clad man speeds up to the door on a motorcycle he leaps into the car and proceeds to batter our guy with a set of nun-chucks. they fight for a few seconds when a second bike speeds up to the door & the rider fires a mini uzi into the fight. quick as a flash our guy grabs the fist biker by the neck & uses him as a human sheild. He then leaps from the train onto the bike knocking the rider to the ground.
at this point a third bike pulls level with our hero, the rider this time armed with a katana. our hero calmly stands up on the speeding bike, placing one foot on the handlebars and the other on the seat. Pivoting on the front wheel he spins the bike in a swift ark striking the third rider square in the helmet with the rear tire sending him flying team rocket style into the distance.
Fade to black...

 

[Tharwen]

To highlight my earlier point about voiceovers not being necessary (and also because this is one of the most emotional videos I've ever seen) I would like you to see this:

 

[New Frontiersman]

To highlight my earlier point about voiceovers not being necessary (and also because this is one of the most emotional videos I've ever seen) I would like you to see this:

I've seen this vieo before, my teacher made us watch it for class. It is really good, it's probably the best short flim I've ever watched. And it does prove your point.

 

[Monocle Man]

My most recent and so far crappiest idea was having a skeleton and a crash test dummy talking around a water cooler and trying to do something humorous with that, it was to dialogue focused and not focused on the animation enough, plus all my jokes sucked

Replace dummy with robot, remove spoken dialogue, add hostility: Skeleton Versus Robot. (the robot being of a similar build as the skeleton)
They have a disagreement over a common subject (they're pointing at graphs and they shake their head when the other is proving something) and they leave in anger.
Screen goes to just the skeleton, seemingly preparing for war. Next the screen goes to the robot feeding his fish and preparing for war.

Next come series of short confrontations and other preparations.
Examples:
-The skeleton is feeding his undead horse, next comes a scene where the robot and the skeleton are jousting.
-The robot is folding a paper hat, next they're fencing on a raft and they're both dressed as newspaper pirates.
All these battles keep ending in a draw, and each time they keep getting more dangerous.

Finally they both come to good ol' fisticuffs when suddenly a priest throws a bucket of holy water on them, vanquishing the skeleton and short-circuiting the robot.

The subject of disagreement may be a bizarre undead-robot lady. Their graphs would be to show she belongs to the undead or robot races and thus they've got the right to ask her hand or something. Then during preparations between battles you'll always see a portrait of the undead-robot lady in both their locations.

This may involve a lot of animation and many decorations. The good thing is that the skeleton and robot only move at their joints.

 

[New Frontiersman]

Thanks everyone for your ideas, they helped a lot. I did eventually come up with one on my own though, it's just a simple animation with a ball being kicked and bouncing around everywhere (it's more than that but it's hard to explain really). Anyway, thanks for your help and support everyone, and here's the link to the posted video if you want to see the final product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL4bJXlMd88