I need an insulting word for my english homework. Help!

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lacktheknack

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"Douchcanoe of the Year".

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ctaylor35

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I still think philistine is probably the most offensive thing you can call someone.
treacherous knave?
pernicious.
 

Annoying Turd

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Annoying Turd...

I don't really know anything that's generally insulting...

... perhaps shouting their own nationality/gender/religion/race at them? Don't know why people get offended by calling them that. Some people get offended by fact.
 

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Aasvogel.

Excellent word, because it sounds terrible, but no-one will no what it means (it means vulture). Also, blunger, which is technically a kind a of spatula used in working clay (I think) but sounds great when you insult someone with it.

There's also anserine, which means goose-like or stupid, and slumgullion, which has a variety of meanings.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Call them a pedant? Or, a person comprised completely of Sophiphobic matter, so opposed to knowledge that their very essence and proximity counters intelligence, and therefore spreads the vast plethora of ignorance that plagues the world like a swarm of locusts, so intent on destroying everything they find? Call them a philistine, and a plebeian, and a lout, rooted in the very scum and muck of the earth, born of the dross found subsiding at the bottom of a septic swamp, mired in repugnance, unpleasantness, and possessing of a mouth that spumes the very most loathsome and contemptuous aspects of all cognizance.
 

Scarim Coral

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I not sure if this will help with your homework.
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MrGalactus

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Thou gorbellied pox-marked giglet!
Thou roguish hell-hated skainsmate!
Thou dissembling knotty-pated scut!
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!
Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
Thou venomed beef-witted strumpet!

Or if you're not into Shakespeare, twat might work.
 

Spade Lead

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Plebian, Troglodyte, Etc...

ctaylor35 said:
I still think philistine is probably the most offensive thing you can call someone.
treacherous knave?
pernicious.
All good ones
 

Trolldor

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Shemming said:
so for my english homework i have to think of a insulting word which is generaly insulting(not insulting a specific thing like stupid or ugly) and it cannot be rude (no other words for the human reproductive system,swear words or words related to poo/bottoms) and cannot be quote teache "twat face or douchebag"

Help.
Rogue or knave, if you want to go Shakespearean.
 

DaHero

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Just call them CoD Snipers (pronounced cod, as in the fish)...hey it works trust me >.>