I Need Help Identifying a Yahtzee Quotation

[thevillageidiot13]

I'm currently writing a paper on Joan of Arc and her witchcraft trial and how it relates to the broader themes of the witch-hunt and European politics in general. I was asking myself, "How, exactly, do I begin this paper?"

And, as always, a Yahtzee comment came up, something along the lines of "this game's campaign is shorter than a book on French war heroes." I believe it was in one of his videos. Obviously, I'd search through each and every one if I had to, but I figured, why not simply ask the World's foremost expert on Yahtzee -- his other fans?

So, if you happen to remember the quotation and which episode it came from, please help me out by pointing it out to me.

Thanks a bunch.

 

[Who Dares Wins]

http://zeropunctuation.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

http://zeropunctuation.wikia.com/wiki/Tomb_Raider:_Underworld

The play time is shorter than a documentary on French war heroes, all the puzzles are artificially lengthened by having you do them all twice to open both sides of a door, and the same enemies are recycled from locale to locale.

 

[thevillageidiot13]

http://zeropunctuation.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

http://zeropunctuation.wikia.com/wiki/Tomb_Raider:_Underworld

The play time is shorter than a documentary on French war heroes, all the puzzles are artificially lengthened by having you do them all twice to open both sides of a door, and the same enemies are recycled from locale to locale.

You, sir, have introduced me to a new World of quotation possibilities. Thank you so much.

 

[Blunderboy]

I don't see how that quote will help, but, erm I suppose you do.

 

[thylasos]

I've got to say, the French have a fairly impressive record in terms of wars fought and battles won in the field of European warfare, to be entirely honest, so that sort of comment is unlikely to win you any points in an academic context.

 

[putowtin]

it's a funny quote for a games review, or a stand up comic, but unlikely to win you any points for a history essay

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

if you swapped "french" to "italian" however...you would have a racist but resoundingly true quotation, but your essay isnt about that so im just going to slink into a corner and have a nap,