I need money...

[triggrhappy94]

I could really use an addition to my monthly profit margain, any ideas?
Don't just say get a job. I'm talking about something like build computers and sell them for a profit.

Thank you, to everyone who suggested I follow Quagmire's idea of having sex with fat girls

EDIT:
Becuase you guys wanted hobbies, and all that crap...
I've been playing the guitar for 6 years, and am pretty good at it.
In a month or two I'll be a Eagle Scout.
I've taken three years of Spanish.
I'm a pretty good writer.
And, I'm good with computers.

 

[Gxas]

I could really use an addition to my monthly profit margain, any ideas?
Don't just say get a job. I'm talking about something like build computers and sell them for a profit.

Perhaps you could build computers, and then sell them for profit?

Or send out flyers around your neighborhood to do IT work for people who are technologically retarded. I made $100 off of my friend's family because they had no anti-virus software. All I did was clean their computer up and show them how to keep it clean. (I did it for free, but they insisted on paying me)

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Crime? Alternatively if you have at least a small amount of money, you could buy and sell on eBay, or buy on eBay and sell to used goods shops.

Or...build computers and sell them for a profit. ;>

 

[NeedAUserName]

Might be an idea to put any qualifications/hobbies/skills so people can suggest something. Right now I could suggest you to be a miner and I've no idea whether its a job suitable for you or not.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Could always try porn.

 

[Goofguy]

I don't know where you're from but now that the weather is getting nicer, maybe you could do odd jobs around the neighborhood? Offer to mow the lawn, clean the pool, etc for your neighbors.

Or if you've got a talent or a skill, offer to teach and mentor others for reasonable prices. Do you play an instrument? Do you speak an other language? Are you a good cook? Start a club at your local community center or something and start instructing some people on a hobby of yours. It's a great way to make some money on the side and meet new people.

 

[Unesh52]

Buy shit at thrift stores, pawn shops, flea markets and the like, restore it, and sell it on eBay. Stuff like cookware, old electronics (as long as everything works), and bikes. Stuff usually comes in dirty, but if you make it nice and shiny, people suddenly appraise it for a lot more. Swing enough deals and do a good enough job making it look new (the photos you post of it can really sell it if they look professional enough -- remember, white bedsheets), you can turn an easy profit. My cousin did this for a while when he was still in High School. He's really money savvy -- fucker goes on cruises and shit like he's going to DQ for a cone.

 

[HardkorSB]

Don't just say get a job.

Of course not. Jobs are for losers.
A sperm bank visit perhaps?

 

[triggrhappy94]

Don't just say get a job.

Of course not. Jobs are for losers.
A sperm bank visit perhaps?

Jobs are kind of hard to find now-a-days

Sell drugs, its nontaxable and very lucrative.

I've looked into it, unless I'm growing, or selling whole-sale there's not a lot of room for profit.

 

[fingerbang143]

have sex with fat girls of 100$ per 500 pounds

 

[triggrhappy94]

I've looked into it, unless I'm growing, or selling whole-sale there's not a lot of room for profit.

You can make a little profit but being the middle man. The thing you have to do is get some decent seeds, and your in business.

That's what I've been told, but doesn't getting seeds imply you're growing? Or, am I just confused about that?

 

[Jodah]

Porn, drugs, or prostitution can be lucrative endeavors.

Comes to mind.

 

[HardkorSB]

Jobs are kind of hard to find now-a-days

If you really want to find one, you will.
Send 200-300 cv's per week (it's really not that much, doesn't take more than 2 hours a day) and you should land at least a few interviews in no time.
Also, if you live in a big city, try begging. You don't even have to say anything, just dress in some old clothes (it's good when you have shoes with visible holes), don't shave for at least a week, sit down on some busy street corner with a plastic cup in your hand and... that's it.
Sounds desperate, I know, but I've met a bum who makes an average of £50-60 per day.

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Sell blood. I have a group of friends. They're real bums, but each month they make rent plus enough to furnish their house like a rich kid's bedroom just by pooling the money they make by selling blood. You'll save lives.

 

[Ladette]

Well if you're jacked you could work at a strip club, i've had a few friends who've done that. Although it's a lot harder for a guy to find a job at one I suppose.

Have you considered taking up pimping?