But how do I do it without destroying our friendship?
She's a strange one, too. Annoyingly strange, constantly trying to push the boundaries of my mental and social bubbles. I can only handle so many pokes in the gut and so many stupid comments before I lose it. She's not even cute or I could at least hope she'd change. The only good news is that she lives in Oregon while we live Idaho.
So let me do a profile of her.
Physically she reminds me a of skinny troll with long arms, pale skin, swollen eyes, thin lips, a square head, and bad teeth. The whole 3 weeks she stayed with us, I did not see a toothbrush, only her rotting teeth as she smiled up at my best bud. Her breasts are like apples in a sock, hanging just above where the ribcage stops. Moles and spots speckle her head and arms. She wears the strangest clothing, trying to blend 1950's with frills and laced up gloves.
She likes anime and manga to the point of insane dementia. Thankfully she hasn't even tried to learn Japanese but that's just one pin prick of light. She's obsessed with Final Fantasy VII. She'll turn on the OST and complain if we don't listen to it. She does have some decent taste in music but its just the annoying way she shows her displeasure in me not wanting to hear the goddamn Midgar theme. She gives off this "Pssst" hiss whenever she doesn't like something and its worse that nails on a chalkboard because it comes up all the time. ALL THE TIME. "Nick, you want to watch 300?" No I'm gonna do homework. "Psssst." Hey, Miranda, could you pick some of your stuff off the couch? "Pssst." I swear to god, it wouldn't be so bad if my friend hadn't started doing it as well.
Mentally, she's stuck in that phase of life where you don't understand money doesn't grow on trees and owning a car is more important than owning a PS3. Instead of getting a real job she tries to draw "commishies" on deviantart. And when she does get money, she blows it on the stupidest shit ever. $50 on Gaia Online? Seriously? Why don't you help pay for the gas it takes to pick your ass up. I'm just waiting for life to hit her in the face but it's never going to happen, my friend will always take the hit so she can do nothing.
She stayed with us for 3 weeks and she never did any dishes, never picked anything up, left my books and my shit on the ground to get stepped on and kicked around. All she did was cook mediocre meals and leave the mess for my friend to clean up. The reason why I didn't help is because I thought he'd crack down on her or something. I thought maybe he'd finally say, "Miranda, clean up stove." But instead he's silently wipe the grease away while she watched TV.
I know this is going to sound like a hate thread but I needed to give you guys some back history on what I'm seeing and going through. My friend is a great guy and he works his balls off so he can go to school, so why should she get a free ride? Why should she sit at home and do nothing when my friend and I are pounding hours away at work and school only to come back and clean her mess.
I thought leaving them alone would let him realize what a shit deal he's getting but I think he's too blinded by the thought of tearing up his V card to care. So how do I bring up my concerns without tearing our friendship apart? Is there a way to make him realize how worthless she is without me screaming it?
EDIT: No they aren't screwing yet. "How does he know?" I'm in the next room, I'd know.
EDIT2: We share an apartment which is why I'm in the next room. Splittin' rent, which, if she does move in, she is totally going to pay a 1/3rd of (probably the only bright side of her being here forever.) And we already talked about it, so yes she's going to have to get a job as well. Too bad she'd rather have a PS3 than a fucking car.
She's a strange one, too. Annoyingly strange, constantly trying to push the boundaries of my mental and social bubbles. I can only handle so many pokes in the gut and so many stupid comments before I lose it. She's not even cute or I could at least hope she'd change. The only good news is that she lives in Oregon while we live Idaho.
So let me do a profile of her.
Physically she reminds me a of skinny troll with long arms, pale skin, swollen eyes, thin lips, a square head, and bad teeth. The whole 3 weeks she stayed with us, I did not see a toothbrush, only her rotting teeth as she smiled up at my best bud. Her breasts are like apples in a sock, hanging just above where the ribcage stops. Moles and spots speckle her head and arms. She wears the strangest clothing, trying to blend 1950's with frills and laced up gloves.
She likes anime and manga to the point of insane dementia. Thankfully she hasn't even tried to learn Japanese but that's just one pin prick of light. She's obsessed with Final Fantasy VII. She'll turn on the OST and complain if we don't listen to it. She does have some decent taste in music but its just the annoying way she shows her displeasure in me not wanting to hear the goddamn Midgar theme. She gives off this "Pssst" hiss whenever she doesn't like something and its worse that nails on a chalkboard because it comes up all the time. ALL THE TIME. "Nick, you want to watch 300?" No I'm gonna do homework. "Psssst." Hey, Miranda, could you pick some of your stuff off the couch? "Pssst." I swear to god, it wouldn't be so bad if my friend hadn't started doing it as well.
Mentally, she's stuck in that phase of life where you don't understand money doesn't grow on trees and owning a car is more important than owning a PS3. Instead of getting a real job she tries to draw "commishies" on deviantart. And when she does get money, she blows it on the stupidest shit ever. $50 on Gaia Online? Seriously? Why don't you help pay for the gas it takes to pick your ass up. I'm just waiting for life to hit her in the face but it's never going to happen, my friend will always take the hit so she can do nothing.
She stayed with us for 3 weeks and she never did any dishes, never picked anything up, left my books and my shit on the ground to get stepped on and kicked around. All she did was cook mediocre meals and leave the mess for my friend to clean up. The reason why I didn't help is because I thought he'd crack down on her or something. I thought maybe he'd finally say, "Miranda, clean up stove." But instead he's silently wipe the grease away while she watched TV.
I know this is going to sound like a hate thread but I needed to give you guys some back history on what I'm seeing and going through. My friend is a great guy and he works his balls off so he can go to school, so why should she get a free ride? Why should she sit at home and do nothing when my friend and I are pounding hours away at work and school only to come back and clean her mess.
I thought leaving them alone would let him realize what a shit deal he's getting but I think he's too blinded by the thought of tearing up his V card to care. So how do I bring up my concerns without tearing our friendship apart? Is there a way to make him realize how worthless she is without me screaming it?
EDIT: No they aren't screwing yet. "How does he know?" I'm in the next room, I'd know.
EDIT2: We share an apartment which is why I'm in the next room. Splittin' rent, which, if she does move in, she is totally going to pay a 1/3rd of (probably the only bright side of her being here forever.) And we already talked about it, so yes she's going to have to get a job as well. Too bad she'd rather have a PS3 than a fucking car.
