I need relationship help/advice.

[cerebus23]

try being yourself. if that does not work it probably isn't meant to be.

I love this answer from a cynical standpoint. It reminds me of when women say that they want personality over looks, and I stop and think, "Wait... I don't have either."

everything that is living has some kind of personality, especially human beings, it is just a question of is your personality compatible with whoever.

and it sure beats trying to be something you are not, cause that only can last so long before the cracks start to show. really find women more apt to fake interest in the things you are interested and and later show annoyance at the things you are interested in, and it all goes to hell in a handcart from there, lest to a stubborn person like myself that honest and to the point, i like what i like and i dislike what i dislike period, i never appreciated being pressured into say not eating meat like this vegetarian girl was interest in me for some reason or another.

we were friends and etc at school she used to goto lunch with us, and half pepperoni for us and half cheese for her was fine at first and for a good long while, later on, when i guess she thought she had some kinda hold on me, it was oh can we just get a cheese pizza cause the grease yadda yadda, i told her it was half and half or she could order her own pizza . still did not deter her ambitions.

or girls that fake liking your jokes because they find you attractive, really what kind of long term relationship strategy is that? if you find my sense of humor lacking or annoying (and i am a fairly funny guy least most people like my jokes and sense of humor)why even bother to fake it? how long would as a couple we last if when i am trying to make a funny you are fake laughing and thinking god this guys sense of humor is lame.

i am not a big fan of the faking it stuff period, any decent relationship is built on honesty and trust period. yea if it a sex thing or a one night fling none of that enters into it. but a real relationship is doomed to fail if it is based on tricks, lies, and fakery.

 

[Najal]

1.) eye contact
2.) smile
3.) Introduce yourself (name, how youve met)
4.) Ask whether she's interested in getting coffee, getting pizza, watching a movie, whatever you kids do these days.
5.) If yes, smile again and ask if you can have her phone number or e-mail address. If no, smile and thank her anyway and walk away.

Either you will have successfully asked her out or will have confirmation that she isnt interested and can put the matter to bed. If getting shot down is the worst she can do to you, then you're laughing.

 

[MonkeyspiderB]

1) Buy knife
2) Find out which end of the is sharp
3) Turn the sharp end towards self
4) Plunge knife in eyesocket
5) Get a date

Thanks for the useful advice as a way of saying thank you here's some advice back

1)Get an iron rod
2)Find a fireplace, if you don't have one ask to use someone else's.
3)Put one end of the iron rod in the fire until red hot.
4)Insert the red hot rod up your ass.
5)judging from your avatar you probably can't get a date so I won't even say it.

You know, asking someone out is alot like jumping into a pool with a Great White Shark. Even though you know GWsharks aren't the most dangerous and most shark attacks are from confusion on the sharks part, it doesn't mean scenes from Jaws aren't constantly playing in your head. you worry about a negative outcome even though it isn't likely if you know what your doing. That said I'd sooner hug a Great White(swimming with GWs would probably impress the ladies) than ask a girl out. This is after having to tell my paremts something that is probably not unlike coming out of the closet, though as the thread is about me and a GIRL, I'm obviously not gay.

"If I had to choose between going back to highschool for a week or perform brain surgery, well, scalpel please." -A doctor on an episode of King of the Hill

 

[MonkeyspiderB]

Oh, forgot to add in here that her birthday was recently.