I need the help of your nerdy and dirty minds fellow escapists.

[shadyh8er]

BioCock

Assassin's Reem

God of Whores

No More Blueballs: Desperate Struggle



Good Night Everybody!

 

[varulfic]

XXXCom
Skyrimjob
Dragqueen Ass: Whorigin
Anal Fantasy

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Shadow of the colossus d***
Army of three way
Call of booty: Black c***
RAGEsex
Steet fucker 2!
Metal Dick solid 3: Snake eater
Icum(Ico)
Beyond Good sex and evil sex

 

[Mischa87]

Well in a sense. we all love porn (don't worry that's not where this is going, lest not for the most part) and we all love video games.
i want you to name your best video game porn title parody you know asseffect or left 4 head. that type of thing.
if you do it...you get...internet cookies?
yea.
i won't make that overused portal reference.

Speak for yourself, we don't all love porn, I don't

Also... Queers of war

 

[ConnorCool]

Skyrimjob

The most I have laughed all day, thank you.

OT: Ass-assin's Greed: Bonerhood
Elder Dongs: Bonerblivion
The Rims (sims)
Porno Tycoon
Pants Vs Dongies

I will leave now

 

[Berenzen]

Final Fantasy 30 (think for a sec and you'll come to it)

Legend of Zelda: The Master's Sword

Dragonquest XXX: Hand of the Heavenly Whore

All I can come up with right now

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Dreamcast Pornos:
Samba de Amigo Con Beneficios
Crazy Taxi Confessions
Spice Channel 5
Seaman
Sonic Adventurous 2

This seems like one of those threads where nothing seems funny except to the person typing it.

 

[pspman45]

Mortal C*ck-Slap
Whorederlands
Thats all I got

 

[Squilookle]

Haha, trust Conker to come up with a thread like this...

Hmm, I dunno- P*ssynauts? Assassin's Need? Gears of Whore? Muff-ya: The City of Lost Heaven? Mineshaft? Dwarf Mattress? I'm not much good at this either...

 

[ABLb0y]

Head Space 2 (Dead Space 2)
First Encounter Ass Recon (Fear)
WET dream (WET)
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Lays (Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days)
Whore: The video game (Saw: The video game)

 

[LordXel]

Pornal
Eternal Darklust
Killer69
Elder Scrotum 4 Oblivion
Tomb Raider (Think about it)

That's all I got.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Sex Vegas 2

 

[Worgen]

Sins of a Sorority House
Command & Conquer BSDM
Aliens love Predator

 

[MindBullets]

Based on the two games I'm playing the most of lately, I give you:

PornstarCraft
and
Eroto Bazaar

 

[Illithidae]

Fratman: Ass-am Asylum
Battlefield: Hard Company
Super Meat Boy (Hurhur)
Mounter-Strike Sauce)

That's all I can think of for now.

 

[Catie Caraco]

Pornal
Elder Scrotum 4 Oblivion

Aww ick, that sounds geriatric and I'm trying to eat. Funny as hell but equally gross.

 

[Cracker3011]

Halo Whores
Mortal Kumbat
Operation Fleshpoint: Dragon Erecting

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Ass-Ass-in's Creed (Yeah, I know, really original)(Assassin's Creed)
LittleBIGPenis (LittleBIGPlanet)
Dawn of Discovery (Anno 1404/Dawn of Discovery)
The Sins 3(The Sims 3) Edit: And its expansions, The Sins 3: Rear End Loft Stuff, the Sims 3: Sexual Adventures, The Sins 3: Ambitions and The Sins 3: Late Night
Under Age II (Dragon Age II)
"Wii" Sports (Wii Sports)
Phantasy Star (Phantasy Star)
Porn Hero (Guitar Hero)

Edit:
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dong
Fire Emblem: Shaft of Radiance
Wii Play
Mario Party
The Legend of Zelda: Tight Princess

 

[Fenra]

The Orange C*cks
Dawn of Whores (and dont forget Dawn of Whores 2!)
Nintendongs (i think I just scared myself with that one)
Lesbians of the Caribbean
Flatout 2 (dont even have to do anything to that one!)
All Points Ballitun... ok that one sucked