I need the help of your nerdy and dirty minds fellow escapists.

[TheTurtleMan]

Call of Booby: Black Cocks
Galo Reacharound
Ass-assins Bleed
Tears of Whores 3

 

[Logalas]

Deus Sex.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

Medal of Hoes: European Ass

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Dragon Age: Orgasms

This is a silly thread by the way.

Edit: Oh and course, we can't forget the game that started it all.

Dong.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Cummand & Bonk-her (*meh*)
DoW: the Winter Whore
DoW: the Dark Crack(sade)
DoW: Soulporn

Total Whore Sho-c***

Suddenly reminded me of Sorry Haven't A Clue, Humphrey Lyttleton telling the teams...

 

[intheweeds]

ummmm... Tales of Vaginia?

If you didn't like that one, theres always 'The Orange Box'.

 

[capper42]

Gayble

Enslaved: Odyssey to the breast

 

[Oioptyoip]

Gaylo: Reach around... That's pretty much it.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Queers of Whore
Final Fellatio
Man's Shaft

Cuppafeel'd: Bad Cumpany 2

 

[zidine100]

Urge to post some real porn games names rising.

anyway

Penis hunter freedom.
unreveal tournament
Mortal kum dancing. Okay mortal kumbat.
Michael Jackson: The Experience (didnt even have to change the name of that one)
Simpsons hit and run, (yet again not needed to change the name.)
Max porn
alien vs penis.
ghostbusters: sanctum of sex

ahh im done

 

[Dalek Caan]

Hal-O. Thats fake though, maybe. Who knows with the internet.

 

[Grayjack]

Red Dead Erection
Call of Booty: Black Cocks
Battlefield: Bad Cumpany
Record of Assarest War
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

That last one is already suggestive enough.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Queers of War (FUCK! Ninja'd)
Banjo's Kazooie
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Wanker
Metroid Prime 3: Erection
Kirby's Gayride
*The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Zelda: The Wand of Ramelon
*Zelda's Adventure
Conker: Live and Loaded
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Racks

And I know this is just for games, but I have one movie title:

Honey, I Blew the Kid

NOTE: If there's a star(*), you must think about it

 

[Hagi]

The Longest Horny? (The Longest Journey)
Tight Ass Quest: Immoral Boner? (Titan Quest: Immortal Throne)
Star Whores: Naked & Old in Public? (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
The Bitcher 2: Ass-licking of Cunts? (The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings)

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Final Fantasy 30 (think for a sec and you'll come to it)

God knows what the media will think in 20 years when it happens...

It's gonna make the soccermoms' DNF shitstorm look mediocre.

 

[Isalan]

OK, read the first page, and srsly? No Womb Raider?

For shame.

 

[imnot]

Call of sex penis ops!
I are so original and witty!

 

[Pinkamena]

Whores of Newerth.

 

[Resonantscythe]

Ratchet and Spank

Metal queer Solid

Metal queer solid two: cums of liberty (here cum being the act rather than the substance)

Metal queer solid three: Snake eater (well, that was easy)

Metal queer solid four: Buns of the patriots

Hornymusha : whorelords (Onimusha)

Hornymusha 2:Samurai's ecstasy (samuria's destiny)

Hornymusha 3: Demon's seed (demon siege)

Hornymusha: Dong of dreams (dawn of dreams)


Ass combat (Ace combat)

Super ass bros. (Super smash Bros.)

Fine-assy warriors (Dynasty warriors)

Jak 2 (once again that was easy)

Viewtiful hoe (Viewtiful joe)

Frot mission (front mission)

Rubout (Burnout)

Rubout 2: point of impact (burnout 2 point of impact)

Rubout 3 takedown (Burnout3 takedown)

Rubout dominator (burnout dominator)

Rubout revenge (burnout revenge)

Midnight club ("cum" on, didn't even have to try)

Trannyvania (castlevania)

Okay, I should stop now.

 

[dertyqwerty]

Ballsout: Nude Vegas
Silent Thrill
Darkriders
Super Meat Boy (not new but it works as is)

of course, played on your SeXbox 369