I need to have my computer protected against viruses and malware and other unpleasant stuff. Care to recommend anything? I don't mind paying for it, though I certainly don't mind getting it for free either.
And if you do get a virus, feed your motherboard some chicken soup. Because it's a virus, see.ShipofFools said:You got to keep your system up to specs. Feed it an orange, or put some yoghurt in the disc drive.
And remember, plenty of fresh air and sunshine. That keeps a healthy computer.
Keeps the doctor away!DoPo said:And if you do get a virus, feed your motherboard some chicken soup. Because it's a virus, see.ShipofFools said:You got to keep your system up to specs. Feed it an orange, or put some yoghurt in the disc drive.
And remember, plenty of fresh air and sunshine. That keeps a healthy computer.
And finally, you know what they say - an Apple a day...
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...yeah I'm going for my coat now.