I never.....

[Steppin Razor]

Dirty ninja...
Drink.

I've never done something I'm ashamed of while drunk off my ass.

 

[deonte9109]

Drink

I never had lustful thoughts of a teacher

 

[Avarith]

pass,

I never thought to petition a game for any reason.

 

[Nukey]

Pass.

I have never been off my native continent.

 

[deonte9109]

Drink

I never played a game that got bad reviews

 

[Venom 3135]

Drink.

i've never disliked a game more than darksiders.

 

[Nouw]

Pass.

I've never fully finished a game.

 

[deonte9109]

Drink

I never bought a highly anticipated game just to be seriously disappointed

 

[AgDr_ODST]

pass

I've never been angered by a video posted by Movie bob or Yatzee

 

[Venom 3135]

Pass. Neiter have I ; )

I've never laughed for more than 1 minute.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

drink! my friends put me on my ass with thier humor

I've never thought violent thoughts about a family member

 

[Venom 3135]

...pass...

I've never gotten into a fight with anyone.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

drink....mozel tov


I've never been disappointed by my parents

 

[Nouw]

^Lucky. Pass.

I've never eaten a hat.

 

[deonte9109]

Drink. it was a gummy hat

I have never fired a gun

 

[Nouw]

Pass.

I've never pissed myself out of fear.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pass.

I've never given a monkey a reach-around, while reciting the pledge of allegiance. XD

 

[deonte9109]

Aw goddamn it. Drink

I never picked up an illegal immigrant from home depot to choke me while I touch myself.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pass.

I've never spent more than 30% of my life outside XD

 

[BoosterGold]

drink
I never punched a dolphin