I now find myself in quite a predicament

[Zeromaeus]

Play Street Fighter, I dunno.
You shouldn't need alcohol or weed or anything else to have fun.

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

Wow... that's the only thing you can think of to do for fun at a party? That's just sad, man.

I used to think like this too until I tried both substances lmao, Like one of the earlier posts say it really is a catalyst for fun. It makes fun parties more fun.

 

[Loop Stricken]

You don't have to get drunk or high to enjoy yourself, they're more of a catalyst for your enjoyment. All you need is some good mates with devious minds.

Ive got loads of great mates, but if i go to a party and dont get fucked i may aswell have stayed at home, much funnier stuff happens when everyone's pissed

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Then your parties are pretty crap.

 

[sovietkitty101]

you havn't been to them so you wouldnt know, and there all pretty good but its just funnier when people do stupid stuff that the wouldnt usually do when thier sober

 

[cerebus23]

part of the fun of being around drunk people is fing with their heads when you got yours intact. dunno i never had friends that did stupid stuff while smoking pot laugh and had a good time and watched movies discussed stuff. have rally fd with friends when were were near fall over drunk, almost got into a few fist fights cause sometimes i pushed a bit too much when i was drunk.

while telling people to do meth and coke and h and etc might be a tad funny. total addiction is not. those are bad drugs that make all the others look like candy. any of those drugs will bite you in the butt before you know it.

their your friends, you sure should have some interests in common, sports, cards, video games, etc etc find something to do at these parties that you can share and have fun and it its gambling always can take advantage of their diminished judgment to win some money. if it is other stuff just try to have fun, but you just need a substitute for your old "habits".

but then again i had friends that got sober and they could not be around people partying because it was just too hard, or they found drunk people were just too stupid when your not drinking yourself.

 

[Gotham Soul]

You don't need alcohol to do stupid things.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Go completely clean and become a monk. Find joy in the appraisal of the lord!

Or go to the other end and become an adrenaline junkie. Start fights at them wild parties and watch your self esteem shoot up as you beat down drunk man with no balance after drunk man with no balance.

 

[SsilverR]

Ummmm...............sex? That's a better alternative.

iunno ... if it's good weed then i'd rather get high and hang with mates more anyday XD

but to answer OP .. erm ... i've only ever done 3 drugs ... weed, alcohol and weak mushrooms ... you might want to give them a try if you're that curious .. but don't go near the strong stuff .. mushrooms are like a mix of being drunk and high but things also distort and wave about .. you don't see bunnies or anything with the weaker stuff ... most that happened to me is i was lying in bed and as i breathed in .. the room compressed in slightly and when i breathed out it stretched back out .. like how it happened in the matrix when neo first discovered he was the one except not that mad

a game of street fighter on shrooms can be trippy as hell

but if u wanna stay clean i suggest you go out and get an adrenaline fix instead ... do some parkour .. try urban graffitti ... solid snaking it past security to get to graff up trains is an ultimate thrill. also if you really want to test urself then try tagging somewhere that's hard to reach .. like people will look at it and go "how the fuck did he get up there "

 

[Micklet]

You don't have to get drunk or high to enjoy yourself, they're more of a catalyst for your enjoyment. All you need is some good mates with devious minds.

Ive got loads of great mates, but if i go to a party and dont get fucked i may aswell have stayed at home, much funnier stuff happens when everyone's pissed

Maybe, but if you stay the only one who was sober/not high, and if they can't remember the night before, then you can fuck with them the next day by saying stuff like one of your mates got a girl pregnant or punched an off duty police officer.

Evil I know, but it's so worth their reaction.

If you've got any homophobic friends, wait till their passed out, throw 'em in a bed together, have someone sober enough (possibly you) wank into a condom (Or use one on a lady friend. Whichever's easier) throw it on the bed. Wait for them to wake up. Let the fun ensue.

(Erm, I didn't think of this, a guy I know did this a couple years back. Apparently the reaction was priceless.)

If you want to put some awesomesauce all over this, try tease the condom into one of there asscracks, then kick him right up the ass hard.....hopefully he doesnt wake up coz hes too drunk, but when he gets up in the morning he has to pull a condom out of his very sore ass......fake blood is optional. Let the hilarity and psychiaty ensue.

Also I think you have problems if you cant have fun at a party without being fucked in some way


you, my friend, are an evil genious, kudos