I present to you a challenge:

[Apocalypse Tank]

I present to you a challenge:
Describe your favorite game in the worst way possible.

I'll start.
You wear grass and follows an Irish guy. He says useless stuff like: "Don't do anything stupid" or "too much radiation, we'll have to go around".
You die in a nuclear explosion and hide in plane ventilation systems.

The multiplayer is even worse. You fight in this place with crates and people use the sniper rifles in very inappropriate ways.

 

[Mr Scott]

All of my favorite FPS games: You run around and shoot things. Also, radiation!

 

[FalloutJack]

I present to you a challenge:
Describe your favorite game in the worst way possible.

Here you go. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2435-Fallout-New-Vegas] The work's already been done for me.

 

[RandallJohn]

Seven magical fruits have fallen from the heavens, granting wishes to those who eat them. People from all around the world have been blessed with this amazing gift. Your job is to beat the crap out of anyone who stands in your way, and take them back.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

You fight in this place with crates and people use the sniper rifles in very inappropriate ways.

I believe the purpose of the sniper's rifle in that game is to kill a target. If they succeed in doing this, it is indeed appropriate.

I believe you're missing the point.

Anyways, you're a generic character in a generic setting fighting generic enemies with generic weapons.

 

[Altorin]

You die at the beginning and it's basically all downhill from there.

 

[Overmind78]

You kill crabs for years. (FFXI)

 

[EinTheCorgi]

You play as a dirty hobo prisoner who escapes and then eventually become the most famous dirty hobo who has no name ever!

 

[smashmaniac64]

You fight in this place with crates and people use the sniper rifles in very inappropriate ways.

I believe the purpose of the sniper's rifle in that game is to kill a target. If they succeed in doing this, it is indeed appropriate.

I believe you're missing the point.

Anyways, you're a generic character in a generic setting fighting generic enemies with generic weapons.

Well, it would be weird if the characters, setting and enemies weren't generic.

Do you want to be a pink toilet that farts Puzzle Quest mini-games to fight a time limit that gets extended when you evade the police, going through rings and gaining wanted levels?

Things are generic for a reason.

i would totally play that game =P

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You run around in a fantasy medieval world and do quest for everybody else because they're too lazy. There's options to have 3 three other people to go with you but they always take your points away from you when not dying very very quickly.

 

[Cakeequals3]

You play with blocks. Virtual blocks.

 

[enriel]

There's these little colored blocks that come at you really fast and you have to use a funny shaped controller to try and hit all of them.

Or for a more legitimate (read: plot oriented) game...

You're this kid who has to fight against the darkness with Disney characters and a big key.

 

[enriel]

You fight in this place with crates and people use the sniper rifles in very inappropriate ways.

I believe the purpose of the sniper's rifle in that game is to kill a target. If they succeed in doing this, it is indeed appropriate.

I believe you're missing the point.

Anyways, you're a generic character in a generic setting fighting generic enemies with generic weapons.

Well, it would be weird if the characters, setting and enemies weren't generic.

Do you want to be a pink toilet that farts Puzzle Quest mini-games to fight a time limit that gets extended when you evade the police, going through rings and gaining wanted levels?

Things are generic for a reason.

i would totally play that game =P

Seconded.

 

[Invaderbrim]

You play with blocks. Virtual blocks.

I think I know this one.

OP: You play as nine different rascist stereotypes trying to kill each other in the name of rich land owning white men.

 

[stiborge]

Here I go:
You break into peoples minds and fuck with there most personal thoughts. Using largely mediocre combat to fight weird little men in glasses that try to kill you with stamps.

That was kind of fun. I'm going to do a couple more of my favorite games if you don't mind.

Game #2:
You ride through empty wastelands in search of big monsters minding there own business to try and kill them with a tiny sword... because a disembodied voice tells you to.

Game #3:
You play as the single most uninteresting character in video game history getting led about by various insane figures on a quest to either kill or save a bunch of little girls from the things that are protecting them.

Game #4:
Well you play as this douchebag with a lightsabor ripoff fighting through hoards of dudes to fuck a girl.

 

[ilspooner]

You fight in this place with crates and people use the sniper rifles in very inappropriate ways.

I believe the purpose of the sniper's rifle in that game is to kill a target. If they succeed in doing this, it is indeed appropriate.

I believe you're missing the point.

Anyways, you're a generic character in a generic setting fighting generic enemies with generic weapons.

Well, it would be weird if the characters, setting and enemies weren't generic.

Do you want to be a pink toilet that farts Puzzle Quest mini-games to fight a time limit that gets extended when you evade the police, going through rings and gaining wanted levels?

Things are generic for a reason.

There is a fine line between original and just plain stupid.
OT: Portal: You run around in an abandoned lab, while turrets shoot at you and you are taunted by a computer.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

You play this asshole commander that thinks he owns the whole universe. These other aliens are jerks to the humans because they didn't join their government and they just found out about how to travel through space. Oh, it's also filled with crappy cover controls and there's a bunch of missions where you have to go around in this stupid vehicle named after a shark, and it can't go over any mountains despite its supposed 6 wheel drive.

Edit: Saying such mean things about this game hurts me...