I present to you a challenge:

[SammiYin]

You are a talking tree rat that wakes up hungover and lost, while having a smelly alcoholic scarecrow cure you. You then pick up a cooking instrument and head home. In the wrong direction.

Edit: That was a tad short, in your travels you meet a robot hay stack, Justin Bieber and even genocidal Cuddly toys, and just when you reach the climax of the game....

It crashes.

 

[Vault101]

You play as eather a guy or girl with serious daddy issues who wanders around a dangerous hell hole aimlessly and 99% of the time without any good reason other than "just because"

guess that one

 

[tonyh900]

You play as a dense, spikey haired boy who beats *~DARKNESS~* to death with a giant key while teaming up with characters such as Goofy and the little mermaid. Eventually, the power of ****~~~LIGHT~~~**** and ****~~~FRIENDSHIP~~~**** prevail as you shove a shirtless guy with a bad tan into a door and lock said door.

Kingdom hearts 1,2,every game after

 

[onewheeled]

epic snip

Holy hell. That all sounds really familiar to me, yet at the same time, what is this i don't even

OT: You know those dumbasses at clubs and parties that play the music? The ones that try to mix songs together and screw up otherwise good music, ending up with a heaping pile of crap for people to "dance" (read: rub their asses on each other) to? Yeah, you're one of those guys.

Not only that, but just to PLAY the game, you need another hunk of plastic in your house. That's right, you can't use any old controllers to play the game, you're forced to buy yet another one just to play it. And the controller itself is hard as hell to use, to boot! On the left side alone, there's all the normal Xbox/PS3 face buttons, a dial, another big black button, and a bar that slides left and right. On the right hand side, there are three more colored buttons, which are on a platform that spins around like a record player. What the hell is up with that? How do you comfortably push those buttons?

And then there's the music you play in the game. None of it's original music! It's all mixes of two songs, or remixes of single songs, so you don't know how any of the songs are going to go! Plus, some of the shittiest songs I've ever heard are in the game. "Get Low" mixed with "In Da Club"? "Crank Dat" mixed with "Ridin"? What the fuck, who the hell picked these songs? And you can't even make your own mixes, you can only play the ones that THEY provided!

 

[mikev7.0]

epic snip

Holy hell. That all sounds really familiar to me, yet at the same time, what is this i don't even

OT: You know those dumbasses at clubs and parties that play the music? The ones that try to mix songs together and screw up otherwise good music, ending up with a heaping pile of crap for people to "dance" (read: rub their asses on each other) to? Yeah, you're one of those guys.

Not only that, but just to PLAY the game, you need another hunk of plastic in your house. That's right, you can't use any old controllers to play the game, you're forced to buy yet another one just to play it. And the controller itself is hard as hell to use, to boot! On the left side alone, there's all the normal Xbox/PS3 face buttons, a dial, another big black button, and a bar that slides left and right. On the right hand side, there are three more colored buttons, which are on a platform that spins around like a record player. What the hell is up with that? How do you comfortably push those buttons?

And then there's the music you play in the game. None of it's original music! It's all mixes of two songs, or remixes of single songs, so you don't know how any of the songs are going to go! Plus, some of the shittiest songs I've ever heard are in the game. "Get Low" mixed with "In Da Club"? "Crank Dat" mixed with "Ridin"? What the fuck, who the hell picked these songs? And you can't even make your own mixes, you can only play the ones that THEY provided!

Epic snip. I like that....

The game I used to write that was: Green Lantern the Rise of the Manhunters.

Even Tonyh900 didn't figure it out. Like I said though that's hard to do while both trying to disguise a game you're describing while also panning something you love. Now I know how much it must suck to be a critic.

"They'll pay how much to kill it?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....