I raise you.....

[All Hail Lelouch]

I see your 72 virgins and raise you Front door key to the Playboy Mansion.

 

[SkyeNeko]

I see your key and I raise you a freak virus leaving you the last man and every woman gorgeous and horny

 

[Nouw]

I see that you are the last man and every woman gorgeous and horny and instead I...I...erm...hmmm... I raise you eternal happiness. Ooooo

 

[Voodoomancer]

I see your eternal happiness and raise you omnipotence. Hah!

 

[havass]

I see your omnipotence and raise you control over the space/time continuum!

 

[Jadarendir]

I see your control over the space/time continuum and raise you ENLIGHTENMENT!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I see your enlightenment and raise you one crash from that marijuana high.

 

[Agent Cross]

I see your crash from that one marijuana high and raise you an acid experience.

 

[Nouw]

I see your acid experience and raise you 1000 orgasms in 1!

 

[Jadarendir]

I see your 1000 orgasms in 1 and raise you Kiera Knightley.

 

[Nouw]

I see your Kiera Knightly and raise you Olivia Wilde.

 

[Agent Cross]

I see your Olivia Wilde and raise you an actress with boobs.

EDIT: FIXED

 

[Nouw]

I see your actress with boobs and raise you Nathan Fillion.

You can't resist his charm!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your Nathan Fillion and raise you a zombie.

 

[Jadarendir]

I see your zombie and raise you Nathan Fillion's Hammer!

the hammer is his penis

 

[Voodoomancer]

I see your Nathan Fillion's Hammer and raise you Occam's Razor.

 

[lemiel14n3]

I see your Occam's razor and raise you a sword of Damocles

 

[SkyeNeko]

I see your sword of Damocles and raise you the head of Medusa

 

[TheDoctor455]

I see your Medusa's Head and raise you one Stormbringer.

 

[xMelior]

I see your Stormbringer and raise you a [Draconic Switchblade +14]