I scared myself. Now I can't sleep. HELP ME

[Ducktard]

Okay, I am a complete idiot, cause I read a lot of creepy shit today about things that I know aren't real but I still can't calm my fucking head down and get sleep. And I have to get sleep because I have school tomorrow

Anyone want to help a stupid person calm down?

 

[Hawk eye1466]

All you have to do is look up your favorite funny tv shows or movies or just about anything that's entertaining and you'll forget about whatever you read about very quickly

 

[Giest4life]

Go to memebase or just watch silly videos on YouTube till oblivion takes you in her warm, hollow embrace.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Throws a brick at your head through the internet*

Did it work? It's a patented sleep brick, does wonders if it connects. XD

 

[smearyllama]

Count sheep.
That, combined with half an hour of anime or playing a video game has me out cold.

 

[Eggbert]

Find a show online that runs on being dramatically over the top. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann works fairly well for this. Watch three or four episodes.

 

[Odbarc]

Read a book. Turn off TV, computer, electronic stuff. See how tired you aren't.

 

[Ducktard]

*Throws a brick at your head through the internet*

Did it work? It's a patented sleep brick, does wonders if it connects. XD

Sadly, no, but thanks x3

Currently trying to fill my brain with funny things, although the problem is that when I'm alone with my brain my brain goes along thinking about bad things again

 

[Crazy]

Stare into my eye and become lost in paradise.

 

[Kuroneko97]

I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle.

Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end!

 

[Alssadar]

Just try going to bed, and think calming thoughts--oh god, something just moved outside your window! It's coming for you!
OT: Try listening to piano solo videos on Youtube. Very relaxing, and put me to sleep most of the time.

 

[Ducktard]

Just put on some music on an iPod, lie down and eventually you will go to sleep.

NOT FUNNY

 

[gabe12301]

Have a nightmare. when you're having your nightmare just change it like I do.

 

[Rawne1980]

Always remember it's not the monsters in your closet you need to be scared of, they are harmless and imaginary.

It's the burglars that break in through your window you need to worry about.

 

[Dalek Caan]

There you go, a remedy to all problems. Through the darkest nights and cloudiest days this song is here until you want to play.

 

[Ducktard]

Stare into my eye and become lost in paradise.

...Well, now I MUST sleep

 

[Leemaster777]

I dunno, maybe you should ask that 7 foot tall cereal killer with an axe that's standing right behind you. But don't look, because that will REALLY piss him off.

 

[tokae]

Okay, I am a complete idiot, cause I read a lot of creepy shit today about things that I know aren't real but I still can't calm my fucking head down and get sleep. And I have to get sleep because I have school tomorrow

Anyone want to help a stupid person calm down?

Would help to know what it was that scared you, tell us.

 

[Ekim Takusan]

Try reading The Silmarillion, dunno why but it always puts me right to sleep.