I sentence you to death by ____________________

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

I sentence you to death by carrot harpoons. RELEASE THE JEWISH LEPRECHAUN

.....he never saw it coming.

 

[Kursura]

I sentence you to death by broadside! Release the Battleship!

 

[Haydyn]

I sentence you to death by cornholeation. Release the elephant!

 

[Anchupom]

I sentence you to death by orgasm.

I am a benevolent maniac.

 

[Ulixes Dimon]

I sentence you to death by around noonish. Release the lunch menu!

You WIN

I sentence you to death by food poisoning! Release my cooking!

 

[ayuri]

i sentence you to death by herring release the swallow. that should work

 

[Calico93]

I sentence you to death by next friday. Release the attack turtles !

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I sentence you to death by old age. Release the prisoner!

I sentence you to death by bad luck. Release the blind marksman, the piano suspended from the ceiling, and open the mystery box!

 

[Neo10101]

I sentence you to death by trolls! Release the 4chan floodgate!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I sentence you to death by mindfuck. Release the comic book continuity!

I sentence you to death by teabagging. Release Michael Bay!

I sentence you to death by redshirt. Release the powers of Fate!

I sentence you to death by brain hemorrhage. Release the squealing Fangirls!

I sentence you to death by wanker's cramp. Release the Internet!

(and finally) I sentence you to death by Badass. Release Jason Statham!

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

i sentence you to death.... BY SNU-SNU!

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

I sentence you to death by plants! Release the rabid pikmin! oh, and some large men carrying ferns would be a lovely touch.

 

[TheFrost]

I sentence you to death by suicide! release the Justin Bierber clip!

 

[chrono16]

I sentence you to death on SATURDAY! Release BILL LUMBERGH!!!

 

[LitleWaffle]

Snu Snu?

Who hasn't said this yet?

 

[Ih8pkmn]

I sentence you to death by falseness. RELEASE THE RED HERRING!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I'll sentence them to death by.....over eating infront of starving children. Still evil