I sentence you to death by ____________________

[BoredPixel]

I sentence you to death by qq! RELEASE THE GRACKEN!!

 

[Palademon]

I sentence you to death by stagnation. Release the rabid CoD fanboys!

 

[OctoH]

I sentence you to death by nuclear fission device. Release the Chuck Norris!

I suppose the Office Linebacker also will do fine.

 

[ABLb0y]

I Sentence you to death by Fear! Release Stephen King!

 

[luclin92]

i sentence you to death by slug! Release the Snails!

 

[Doctor What]

I sentence you to death by SNU SNU

Spoiler

[http://img101.imageshack.us/i/snusnu.jpg/]

Release the SNU SNU.

 

[PureChaos]

I sentence you to death by nagging. RELEASE MY MOTHER!

 

[AK47Marine]

I sentence you to death in a rather plain and efficient manner per the evil overlord's list. Release the minion who specializes in executions!


Over the top:

I sentence you to death by amusing me, the longer you manage to amuse me the longer you live, release the the lava flow! Dance little fool dance to survive!

 

[baconsarnie]

I sentence you death by surprise.
Release nothing

 

[Ih8pkmn]

I'm going to be really evil... Oh god, forgive me...

I sentence you to death by annoyance! Release the FURRIES!

 

[TehChuckles]

I sentence you to death by horrible music! Release the Beiber!

 

[Mikeyfell]

Hello Escapist, so here is the senario.

You are an evil genius who has just conqured the world, before your throne lay the people who attempted to resist you, you get to sentence them to death but it has to be two things: 1, said in the phrase 'I sentence you to death by____________________. Release the ____________!' 2, it has to be insane.
How do you proceed? Heres a few of my favorites.

I sentence you to death by Daily Drop. Release Paul and Graham

 

[Ultress]

I sentence you to death by puns,Release the Teddie!

 

[drbarno]

I sentence you to death by a Horrible smell. Release that dirty sock that's been jammed by the washing basket for the last month or so!

 

[roostuf]

I sentence you to death by the horrible twlightess faggotess!

 

[E-Penguin]

I sentence you to death by salad.

 

[conflictofinterests]

I sentence you to death by Awesomeness Release the Old spiceman!

The man your man could smell like or the muscle guy? Because they are two VERY different awesome deaths.

Also my captcha is Advisory smenssi. This is relevant.

 

[oreopizza47]

I sentence you to death by pissing off Anon by accident. Release the 4chan!
I sentence you to death by hugging. Release the emotional lava monster!
I sentence you to death by reading whiny blogs. Release the LiveJournal!