I swear I could have just died!

[Red Oni]

We all get embarrassed. A few mortifying moment stands out for me in particular: In 8th grade science class the teacher was discussing this upcoming PTA type event and was asking what the theme should be, I have no idea why but I just blurted out "Spider-Man".
The teacher gave a puzzled look, "Spider-Man?"
"Spider-Man" I replied trying to sound cool and not like a total jackass. She just continued the class as I shrank into my seat.

So I pose this question: What is the most embarrassed you have ever been?

 

[DugMachine]

My friend and I were horsing around outside while our Physics class was doing our Rocket assignment and I slipped on a patch of mud and fell face first infront of a bunch of pretty gals. Not my finest moment.

 

[krazykidd]

Well , when i started dating my current girlfriend, we had gone out clubbing with a bunch of my friends . Now i drank a lot during the night , i was wasted . When we went back to her place, we went into the bedroom , it was apparent we were going to have sex , but she wanted to go to the bathroom to "freshen up "( basically put on something sexy ) . I was like okay , and sat on the bed . According to her she was gone 2 minutes , that was long enough for me to completly pass out on her bed .

This wouldn't have been so embarassing , if it was between me and her . But she told her younger brother ( who is older than me )about what happened . And at a family supper he told that story in front of his entire family , to purposely make fun of me . It was embarassing , but i can't say i wouldn't have done the same thing .

 

[AgentLampshade]

About 5/6 years ago, I was walking with a friend of mine and talking about old Hannah Barbera cartoons. At the worst possible moment, I said "Help, it's the hair bear bunch!"

Why was this a stupid thing to say? I was passing by a well-known dangerous junkie with unwashed hair. He challenged me and I had to run. So, I could have literally died, and over something as embarrassing as the phrase "Help, it's the hair bear bunch!"

Captcha - "gotham city." Nope, my town is worse than Gotham, we don't even have Batman.

 

[Fappy]

I always suck at remembering things like this! DX

Here's a decent one:

When I kissed my current girlfriend for the first time I panicked and said, "Uh... sorry."

She asked me why I was sorry and I said, "I don't know... Can I do it again?"

FML

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

When I was taking psychology in high school, we we're assigned to research and present various human desires that people act upon to relieve stress and be happy. My group was randomly assigned sex, and I know that this would be an embarrassing topic to discuss.

When the day came to present our topic, I took charge and my few opening sentences were obviously met with an outcry of laughter. I could feel my head getting hot and red from the embarrassment, but I powered through. As our presentation dove more into the psychology and technical terms, the feeling of embarrassment quickly left me and we were able to complete the presentation.

We got the best grade in the class and I guess it didn't hurt to have an attractive girl as your presentation partner.

 

[Vern5]

The first time I drank absinthe, there was a girl who came with my friends to the bar with me. About a minute or two after I had downed the absinthe she asked me, "So are you seeing things yet?"
For some reason, I snapped and exclaimed "You look like a cow!" right to her face. Still not sure what prompted me to snap like that. Last time I drink anything green.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I remember once I was sitting in an English exam for GCSE.
The room was so silent you could hear a pindrop and then all of a sudden Lazy Town's Bing Bang song started to play really loudly. My face paled - I had changed my ringtone to that for a joke with friends the previous night and had forgot to set it back.

The whole room looked about trying to hold in their laughter. The examiner started stomping around and I had to do the serious walk of shame to Ms. Jackson and admit it was my phone and shut it off.

Luckily I was not thrown out of the exam but everybody sang at me for days after. Thank fuck those were literally my last days of school.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I always suck at remembering things like this! DX

Here's a decent one:

When I kissed my current girlfriend for the first time I panicked and said, "Uh... sorry."

She asked me why I was sorry and I said, "I don't know... Can I do it again?"

FML

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Draeni Penis? Because Regular Penis was just to mainstream.

Mine would be in year 11, so last year at my "Highschool" We were attempting freerunning and climbing around our area because we play to much assassins creed and are impressionable. So I climb down of this roof and get my belt caught on a pipe or something, and as I lean forward I slip, And my trousers AND MY PANTS rip right down the middle, so they're both in two seperate pieces only being kept on by my legs. My junk however, is on full display.

Do I now win the thread but lose all dignity?

 

[Fappy]

Draeni Penis? Because Regular Penis was just to mainstream.

Goes along with the whole "Sham-Wow" bit. An old WoW server joke >.>

 

[Red Oni]

I always suck at remembering things like this! DX

Here's a decent one:

When I kissed my current girlfriend for the first time I panicked and said, "Uh... sorry."

She asked me why I was sorry and I said, "I don't know... Can I do it again?"

FML

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Draeni Penis? Because Regular Penis was just to mainstream.

Mine would be in year 11, so last year at my "Highschool" We were attempting freerunning and climbing around our area because we play to much assassins creed and are impressionable. So I climb down of this roof and get my belt caught on a pipe or something, and as I lean forward I slip, And my trousers AND MY PANTS rip right down the middle, so they're both in two seperate pieces only being kept on by my legs. My junk however, is on full display.

Do I now win the thread but lose all dignity?

The thread is yours my friend in misfortune.

 

[DoPo]

I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

That's smooth. Not!

OT: Well, there was this time me and my friends were crossing the street. Now, it wasn't the proper place to cross the street (there was like a metal railing running down the middle of the road) but whatever. We planned to jump over the railing since it wasn't that high anyway, so we did. Or at least they did, I made a very interesting manoeuvre mid air, in which I somehow managed to bump my foot, trip, and catch my jeans somewhere all at the same time. This resulted in me hanging upside down. In front of the bus stop. Which was full of people.

 

[CAPTCHA]

My first year in secondary school: I ran out of socks and my mum made me ware my little sisters. They were the type with that little thrilly thing around the edge and had a picture of Garfield playing on a swing on them. The problem was further confounded by the fact that being a growing lad, my school trousers were to short in the leg. What a bad day that was, constantly pulling my trousers down as far as I could, girls making snide remarks and giggling when they saw me.

THE SHAME!!!!

 

[shrekfan246]

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Should've made some sort of pun about it being a representation of Fox News or something.

OT: Well, due to having a half-brother who is fourteen years younger than I am, I didn't exactly have... the most privacy a person could possibly have during high school. Let's just say there were a handful of times that my girlfriend and I practically got caught at second-base.

Not sure if there's anything else I can remember. At least, not that was very embarrassing. Sure, there was the time I slipped on some black ice and dislocated my knee, but that ended with the result of me being able to walk around school like a badass with a cane and be all snarky and misanthropic.

 

[Fappy]

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Should've made some sort of pun about it being a representation of Fox News or something.

OT: Well, due to having a half-brother who is fourteen years younger than I am, I didn't exactly have... the most privacy a person could possibly have during high school. Let's just say there were a handful of times that my girlfriend and I practically got caught at second-base.

Not sure if there's anything else I can remember. At least, not that was very embarrassing. Sure, there was the time I slipped on some black ice and dislocated my knee, but that ended with the result of me being able to walk around school like a badass with a cane and be all snarky and misanthropic.

You try to be so witty in that situation!

 

[shrekfan246]

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Should've made some sort of pun about it being a representation of Fox News or something.

OT: Well, due to having a half-brother who is fourteen years younger than I am, I didn't exactly have... the most privacy a person could possibly have during high school. Let's just say there were a handful of times that my girlfriend and I practically got caught at second-base.

Not sure if there's anything else I can remember. At least, not that was very embarrassing. Sure, there was the time I slipped on some black ice and dislocated my knee, but that ended with the result of me being able to walk around school like a badass with a cane and be all snarky and misanthropic.

You try to be so witty in that situation!

Does Jack (real picture) look like someone who would be on Fox News? Because we already know they have issues with alien penises in video games.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I always suck at remembering things like this! DX

Here's a decent one:

When I kissed my current girlfriend for the first time I panicked and said, "Uh... sorry."

She asked me why I was sorry and I said, "I don't know... Can I do it again?"

FML

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Draeni Penis? Because Regular Penis was just to mainstream.

Mine would be in year 11, so last year at my "Highschool" We were attempting freerunning and climbing around our area because we play to much assassins creed and are impressionable. So I climb down of this roof and get my belt caught on a pipe or something, and as I lean forward I slip, And my trousers AND MY PANTS rip right down the middle, so they're both in two seperate pieces only being kept on by my legs. My junk however, is on full display.

Do I now win the thread but lose all dignity?

The thread is yours my friend in misfortune.

I accept, but request that nobody say "Pics or it didn't happen".

 

[Fappy]

EDIT: OH SHIT! The bellow post reminded me of a really embarrassing one! D:

I was supposed to give a presentation about satirical news coverage for a journalism class a few years ago when I clicked on the wrong file on my flashdrive. Instead of bringing up a power point it brought up a crude MS paint picture of my friend Jack (real picture) being jizzed on by an enormous, smiling draenei penis. There was a caption at the bottom that said "SHAM-WOW"!

The whole class burst into laughter and I played it off the best I could by closing the file saying, "And that was the wrong file."

Took me until halfway through the presentation to shake off the shock of it. Oh god. This memory is awful D:

Should've made some sort of pun about it being a representation of Fox News or something.

OT: Well, due to having a half-brother who is fourteen years younger than I am, I didn't exactly have... the most privacy a person could possibly have during high school. Let's just say there were a handful of times that my girlfriend and I practically got caught at second-base.

Not sure if there's anything else I can remember. At least, not that was very embarrassing. Sure, there was the time I slipped on some black ice and dislocated my knee, but that ended with the result of me being able to walk around school like a badass with a cane and be all snarky and misanthropic.

You try to be so witty in that situation!

Does Jack (real picture) look like someone who would be on Fox News? Because we already know they have issues with alien penises in video games.

In the picture I used he looks like a drunk redneck doing a raptor impression. You do the math.

 

[FalloutJack]

I was just sort of jogging across the street and whistling on one cold winter evening (Christmas) and as I got to the sidewalk...I didn't notice the black ice. So, in view of people waiting at an intersection, I not only slipped and fell on my ass, but my whistling did the sound effect AS I fell. Far from dying, obviously, but...yeah.

 

[Kae]

That reminds me of the time I did a presentation on how Darth Revan was awesome for my English class, I didn't really think it was embarrassing when I was working on it but when the class started and the teacher told me it was my turn I just got really nervous and just shook my head and every time he insisted I just shook my head because I was pretty much in panic until he just told me that the assignment wouldn't count and left me alone, pretty much everybody was looking at me and laughing at me, but then I showed him my work and he decided to count it, though schools were pretty lenient towards me because I was really weird.

I've got a ton of those stories, I think I mentioned a similar one about resurrecting dragons some time ago, but yeah I've got a bunch of those and I feel like that really often.