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BoTTeNBReKeR

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kouriichi said:
Cadaurny said:
kouriichi said:
If i wasnt married, i would find and purpose to this woman right now.

She is my hero of the week. Maybe even the month.
...For raping a would-be robber and only feeding him drugs for three straight days? That's your hero of the week? Would she be your hero if the genders were reversed?

Is my sense of humor just that different from everyone else? I mean, beating up someone trying to rob you? That's amusing. Tying him up and drawing on his face while waiting for the cops to arrive? That's funny. Raping him and starving him by only feeding him drugs for three straight days? O_O

I hope she spends or is spending the rest of her life in prison.
Nah, not starving. You can go a week without food.

And shes my hero, because shes completely different from any other woman.
"Your wife picks the kids up from football practice, makes lunch, dinner, is a master massage giver and bakes the worlds best apple pie? Not bad. My wife is a black belt hair stylist, who ties up robbers and savagely rapes them for 3 days straight. Shes like a super hero, except without the tights."

Besides, a woman cant really legally rape a man. ((It can be argued she can, but no real harm can come of it.)) The thing that makes it truly funny is what the guy must have been thinking the entire time.
Euhm... No real harm can come of it? What about the severe damage done to the penis? What about the psychological problems? Really, anybody who even remotely thinks rape in ANY form is amusing or funny is a complete and utter disgrace to humanity.

People like you disgust me.
 

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warfan987 said:
I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
In soviet Russia erection gets you!

In all seriousness rape is abhorrent, the poor mans willy must of been in tatters.
 

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This reminds me of a sign (i think it was in gta sanandreas) 'trespassers will be raped'. I think if you commit a bad enough crime the victim should be aloud to rape you. Depending on who you are it could be worse than the death penalty. I just realised if you commitied a murder and the dead victim raped you, you would be a necrophilliac (not sure if thats a word but necrophillia is) and you could be charged for nercrophillia.

We live in a strange, derranged and silly world.
 

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There are a lot of people in this thread wondering exactly why people think this is funny. This is how people's brains work:

1) People laugh at others pain, including you, and you know it. Remember that time when your friend tripped on the [insert object here] and fell over? Remember how you chuckled a little? this is just one of those dickhead human things we do.

2) Comedy happens when your mind is surprised. Whats normal? A woman getting raped. A woman being overpowered by a man. The opposite is abnormal and surprising. Cue comedy, cue laughter.

3) Detachment makes everything funnier. Most people say that comedy = tragedy + time. Time is just the simplest way of detaching from something. That's why people make jokes about horrible events, because they aren't attached to whathappened. A couple other ways of detaching are distance (from your house to bumf*** nowhere, Russia is how far?) and the involvement of the internet (because there are totally reasons to attach yourself to any random dumba** on the internet).

and 4) there is this idea that bad things should happen to "bad people," no matter how disproportionate. Guy cheats on his wife on an airplane, then the plane goes down and he spends a week up on donner summit in january. No one really cares, He had it coming to him. This is the same thing, just worse.

sam42ification said:
This reminds me of a sign (i think it was in gta sanandreas) 'trespassers will be raped'. I think if you commit a bad enough crime the victim should be aloud to rape you. Depending on who you are it could be worse than the death penalty. I just realised if you commitied a murder and the dead victim raped you, you would be a necrophilliac (not sure if thats a word but necrophillia is) and you could be charged for nercrophillia.

We live in a strange, derranged and silly world.
I rest my case.

Most of will probably say "Well I just dont think any of these things! Im so perfect." You do, just not conciously. You might not even think any of these specifically, but a derivitive, something close. And thats all your subconcious needs to be an asshole and get you to laugh.

So, posters, its not that specific people are douchebags, its that the human race in general is hardcoded to be a bunch of douchebags and some just have better control than others.

More on topic though, I laughed at the beginning, sobered up for a second to realize that's terrible, laughed some more afterwards because its just too f****d for me to want to process, and now I'm starting to hope that chick drops the soap in whatever gulag she gets stuck in, because that would be some karma.

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Fuck. They really don't half-ass things over there.
Also, this.
 

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flamingjimmy said:
lololol sexual abuse is hilarious when it's a woman doing it to a man lololol

/sarcasm

Seriously internets? The reaction to this story (internet wide, not just on here) has left me very cold.


It's mostly because the situation is so bizarre and unexpected. It's not because of the rape itself, but because of the huge set of unlikely and bizarre circumstances that led to it.

it's funny because it's an absurdity, sort of like how the Darwin Awards are funny despite the fact that people die to win them.

It's something that is ingrained into the human psyche, and the reason Mr.Bean exists (Mr.Bean was based on the mastery of the most raw basics of absurdity)

Does this restore your faith in humanity?
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Same to all of this.
 

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What the fuck...That is some serious overkill. Why didn't she just call the cops after she overpowerd him?

I must admit I did laugh a little but still...Damn. I feel sorry for the robber.
 

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I dont know wether to face palm, double facepalm, laugh or an combonation of them.
 

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kouriichi said:
Cadaurny said:
kouriichi said:
If i wasnt married, i would find and purpose to this woman right now.

She is my hero of the week. Maybe even the month.
...For raping a would-be robber and only feeding him drugs for three straight days? That's your hero of the week? Would she be your hero if the genders were reversed?

Is my sense of humor just that different from everyone else? I mean, beating up someone trying to rob you? That's amusing. Tying him up and drawing on his face while waiting for the cops to arrive? That's funny. Raping him and starving him by only feeding him drugs for three straight days? O_O

I hope she spends or is spending the rest of her life in prison.
Nah, not starving. You can go a week without food.

And shes my hero, because shes completely different from any other woman.
"Your wife picks the kids up from football practice, makes lunch, dinner, is a master massage giver and bakes the worlds best apple pie? Not bad. My wife is a black belt hair stylist, who ties up robbers and savagely rapes them for 3 days straight. Shes like a super hero, except without the tights."

Besides, a woman cant really legally rape a man. ((It can be argued she can, but no real harm can come of it.)) The thing that makes it truly funny is what the guy must have been thinking the entire time.
I once made a post that said men get treated like shit in situations like this and it got shot down. But then people say LOL ITS NOT AGAINST THE LAW SO FUNNAY. No. It's bullshit. It's just as bad as a man raping a woman, it might be worse due to the long term physical damages as well. You're stupid, inconsiderate and extremely bias to even suggest that this is something to joke about.
This video shows my feelings for the idiots who think this is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA
 
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That's not what you use martial arts for you stupid *****!

But seriously, the both need jail time and the woman needs a psychiatric evaluation.
 

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While it was wrong for him to rob it in the first place but it's clearly that woman should be arrested for doing that to him. It would of been fine after she bear him up and call the police (she pretty much took the law in her hand in a way which isn't right).
 

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BoTTeNBReKeR said:
anybody who even remotely thinks rape in ANY form is amusing or funny is a complete and utter disgrace to humanity.

People like you disgust me.
If your on about the "men cant be raped" I'm with you, but if you your on about rape jokes in general then I disagree with you. All jokes can be funny as long as the situation is correct and I mean all.
Anyway there is always someone with joke limit, hell iv met people who found the word penis massively offensive and then began to swear at me using the f word (ironic no?)
 

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Mr.Floppy said:
He is also a criminal don't forget, so having a criminal disgraced in such a way can be loosely called poetic justice, which I find hilarious.
 

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warfan987 said:
I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
In soviet Russia, victim robs burglar......'s virginity?
I can't think of a clever one!!!