I think I'll just leave this here...

[IamSofaKingRaw]

Well



I don't really know what to say.....

I just want to know if the guy is traumatized by this. I don't think this was on the top ten of things he thought may of went wrong when he planned on robbing the place.

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

That's a slight over reaction...

Did she even call the cops?

 

[TheNaut131]

Well, damn.

Overkill much...hilarious overkill, but the point still stands.

Wait, that doesn't sound too bad. She's gotta be in pretty decent physical form if she has a black belt. Then again the Viagra...uh, never mind. Disregard that last statement.

Just don't rob places people, and this won't happen.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

This is how our justice system should be kept.

I'm Just Sayin'...

 

[warfan987]

I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.

 

[LongAndShort]

I don't know whether to pat him on the back and tell him "everything's gonna be okay", or high-five him.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Just goes to show, either don't commit crimes, or at least bring a gun. I don't advocate that last one though.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Crime in Russia is treated very, very differently than in North America I see...

Link to article?

[sub]OP, you might want to flesh out your OP in order to avoid being wrathed over low content. Why not ask us a few questions?[/sub]

 

[Heartcafe]

Kept as a sex slave?
Well... was she hot? idk. I mean I think being kept as a sex slave is better then being tortured by electrocution or something like that.
Then again the Viagra...

 

[TheNaut131]

Kept as a sex slave?
Well... was she hot? idk. I mean I think being kept as a sex slave is better then being tortured by electrocution or something like that.
Then again the Viagra...

Perhaps this woman should get checked out. I mean, a guy tries to rob her, she kicks his ass, and step three is to keep him as your sex slave and feed him Viagra?

She might have some issues...

 

[zarguhl]

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.

In soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!

 

[Echo136]

Ive heard this exact same story happen before like a year ago.

 

[ZRendZ]

I guess you can say that robbing that salon seemed like a hard job
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
In all seriousness its kinda sick, she should of just whooped his ass and let him go on his way or something, but an eye for an eye i guess...

 

[lord.jeff]

A link would be nice, not sure what to say to this, she should probably get checked in.

 

[zombiesinc]

That's... disturbing. >.>

I mean who expects a female hair salon owner to harbor deep-seeded thoughts of rape who also has a black belt. Of course women are more than capable of all that, but damn... the likeliness of that combination can't be all too high... even in Russia.

 

[baconsarnie]

Pulp fiction much?
I saw this story earlier, can't remember where.

 

[FuktLogik]

Dejavu... I could have sworn I read that exact same article some time ago.

 

[otakon17]

Well, that just struck me to the point of flabbergasted. Damn, I thought the story of that woman in South California chopping off her husbands willy and tossing that sucker in the disposal and flipping the switch was screwed up. Sounds like it would make a good plot for a sick and twisted thriller like movie akin to Saw.

 

[Alssadar]

With all that Viagra, did his erection last longer than four hours?
He should probably talk to his doctor anyways...

 

[larysalove]

I can't really tell if this article is for or against the woman...