I wake up screaming at night...

[Fusionxl]

While we're on the topic of Assassin's Creed:

"Requiescat in Pace."

Oh yes, "bastardi" has replaced at least 4 or 5 words in my active vocabulary

From Team Fortress 2:

"Delicious!"
"Auughgh this is bad!"
"Da, dis will work"
"Cry some mooaaar!"

Yes, I rather enjoy pretty much everything the Heavy says

 

[itf cho]

"Ho ho! Sticky bomb liking you!"
"Ha ha, You no mess with Lo Wang!"

-Shadow Warrior

 

[joemegson94]

I GOT HIT BY BURNING GOO S**T!

(Don't yet know if swearing's allowed on this forum).

In-fucking-deed it is. As long as you use it in a proper fucking context, you should be goddamned fine, my fucking sir.

However, restraining your language is always one hell of a plus, since fucking swears can upset some people, or just undermine the fucking point youre trying to make.

That is fucking all. Glad to be of goddamned assistance.



(please dont put me on probation)

I'd say that was made of win, but then I'd have to kill myself.

 

[KingTiger]

If a rat farts in that minefield I want his butt blown sky high.

Bonus points if you can tell me what it's from.

Haha Company of Heroes US engineer I always laughed at that statement.
Though the Puma is funny too when you order it to attack americans

 

[Elemental]

"Hell, it's about time."
I see that cinematic. Every. Goddamned. Time.

And from the Mafia 2 demo: "That fat fuck nearly shot my balls off"

 

[SteinFaust]

[HEADING=2]Kane, I'm low on ammo-Kane, I need some ammo-I'm down to my last few rounds-Kane, i need a mag![/HEADING] over and over again in the span of 2 minutes, throne forbid i decide not to hit 'mute'. argh.

 

[Grayjack]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGU UMASHI!!!!

Furinkazan FTW.

 

[demoman_chaos]

"All your base are belong to us."

Anything Duke Nukem says.

"Show me your moves."

 

[Valkyrie101]

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

 

[Theninja'skatana]

"Boom headshot" still saying it everytime it happens

"va fen coulo" assassain's creed 2 it's a swear ha!

"super effective"

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Practically everything from Team Fortress 2, there is a quote for every occasion

this and one more "I need more blood!!!!" i don't know where it's from but the voice i remeber saying it is always german idk.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

"Stayyy awwayyy from the summonner"

*I approach Yuna again*

"Stayyy awwayyy from the summonner"

*I approach Yuna again*

"Stayyy awwayyy from the summonner"

*I approach Yuna again*

"Stayyy awwayyy from the summonner"

*I approach Yuna again*

"Stayyy awwayyy from the summonner"

*I approach Yuna again*

God that never got old.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Killing Floor

Wait up, I'm new magging! *RAAAAAAGE*

EDIT: Also, Get out of here STALKER.

 

[Stewardesses]

Over clicking characters from warcraft and starcraft.

Most of what Avery Junior Johnson says in halo.
I.E: "Then they must love the smell of badass!"

 

[Legendairy314]

...And you were like, "NO WAY!"

Portal

 

[dcdude171]

war , war never changes, also SPOILERS at the end of mafia II when leo says " joe wasnt part of the deal "

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Pretty much anything the harbinger in Mass Effect 2 says, or anything the patriarch in Killing Floor says.

what do you mea-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

love that quote, too bad not too many people i know know what it means...

ot: ill say a bunch of random stuff from dragon age and kotor sometimes..just repeating the "alien" language from kotor is fun enough, when im reading ill occasionally babble that.

sadly enough, modern warfare quotes pop up sometimes....

someone will say "incoming CAREPACKAGE!" *ball/object thrown across room* *makes contact with your face*

 

[wynnsora]

"Wake up, you were dreaming. What's your name?" *enters name* "Not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say that we've finally reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us off. Quiet here comes the guard." "This is where you get off come with me." "You've finally arrived but our records don't show from where." *pick race* "Great, I'm sure you'll fit right in. Follow me up to the office where you'll finish your release." "Ahhh yes we've been expecting you. Er, you'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."

 

[Lula21]

Since I'm living with Halo Wars/WoW addicts...

"All units" or "supply pad complete."

Also anything from Svala Sorrowgrave in WoW. I've heard "I will be happy to slaughter them in your name!" in her godawful voice sooo many times.

Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vMYB0pxp24