I wake up screaming at night...

Recommended Videos

Gudrests

New member
Mar 29, 2010
1,204
0
0
squidbuddy99 said:
I go to sleep many nights humming this tune:
I am the Great Mighty Poo,
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat you little twat?


Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?


Now I'm really getting rather mad,
You're like a niggly, twiggly, shitty little tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt?!
That's right my butt!
Eww..
My Butt!
Err...
My BUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!
i remember that on th eN64...soo many bleeps in that game lol
 

squidbuddy99

New member
Jun 29, 2009
858
0
0
I just remembered about the Sam and Max games. Those are full of hilarious banter and wit. There's one really funny line where our duo is being told by Agent Superball to banish evil space warlord General Skun-Ka Pe to 'The Penal Zone'...

Sam: "Don't worry Agent Superball! We'll hit General Skunkape right where it hurts!"
Max: "Yea! Right in the Penal Zo-"
Superball: "Yes, I get it sir."

Or another one...

Sam: Why do we have jumper cables? None of us know how to use them."
Max: Sure we do! The red clamp goes on the right nipple, and the black clamp connets to the bal-"
Sam: "I meant legally, Max."
 

Cheesus333

New member
Aug 20, 2008
2,523
0
0
DonMartin said:
"...WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!"
"Come back whenya get some money, buddy!"

I don't know what that clown says when you walk away, but I swear to God it's "Kill your friends at the Circus of Value!"

natster43 said:
"Just who the hell do you think I am?" and "Don't believe in yourself, believe in me, who believes in you!"
VG Cats 'Super Effective', yes? Or am I completely wrong? :L
 

BuchalBainne

New member
Apr 2, 2010
118
0
0
I regularly scream "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....!" during night terrors.

Sometimes I just pretend to be Goldman from House of the Dead 2.
 

Twilight_guy

Sight, Sound, and Mind
Nov 24, 2008
7,131
0
0
"You must construct additional pylons!"

"Henshin a-go-go baby!"

"Would you kindly..."

"There's a zombie on your lawn..."
 

Daedalus1942

New member
Jun 26, 2009
4,169
0
0
DonMartin said:
"...WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!"

any certain quotes that just stuck with you after playing a game? Not because theyre bad, or even annoying, just one line that defined that one game.
(circus of value is Bioshock, in case you didnt know)
I was genuinely depressed in the sequel when the vending machines didn't say anything, including the ammo machines.
I missed En vie le wallo de vallo (or whatever the gringo says).
-edit- On topic, for me it would have to be most of the quotes from worms armageddon.
"Traitor!", "I got you back!" "Worms hahahahahah", "You'll regret that" and so on and so forth.
 

NewYork_Comedian

New member
Nov 28, 2009
1,046
0
0
Just a few of the many hilarious quotes from Company of Heros

"They are scratching your paint job Han's, Ha!" when a Panther is being fired upon by infantry.

"Burn, BURN!" Crocodile Tank

"Ya ya, one way and ten da ota." Volksgreniders being ordered to move around a lot.

"Get us the fuck outta here." British Tank when its damaged and retreating.

The British cuss a LOT in the game XD
 

Skorpyo

Average Person Extraordinaire!
May 2, 2010
2,284
0
0
"I have a bad feeling about this".

Name every game that line is from, and you get a cookie. And my condolences.
 

teh_Canape

New member
May 18, 2010
2,665
0
0
once I woke up screaming "FOR FUCK'S SAKE HOW MANY CASTLES CAN THERE EVEN BE"

I was dreaming something about someone I had to find, but she never was in the castles I went to


yeah I had a Super Mario bros marathon that night
 

Gonswell

New member
Aug 16, 2010
52
0
0
i can't remember the whole quote, but it was something like:
"I wouldn't even bother touching it. My guess is that it will just make your life worse somehow."
by glados. and of course "MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH!"
SteinFaust said:
[HEADING=2]"LOOK AT ME-- I'M DANCIN', I'M DANCIN'!!"[/HEADING]
Also this. along with "unce, unce, unce, unce, oh, oh check me out."
 

micky

New member
Apr 27, 2009
1,184
0
0
Proteus214 said:
micky said:
Scobie said:
"Henshin a go-go, baby!"

If you don't recognise those words then I feel deeply sorry for you.
oh crap its on the tip of my tongue!
OH MY GOD FOR SHAME
Thou forgettest Viewtiful Joe?!

It's gotten to the point that I hear Terran voice clips in my head when I sleep.
"You want a piece of me boy?"
"Ah! You scared me!"
"Comm-link online."
now i remember! what a great game.
 

Captain Booyah

New member
Apr 19, 2010
318
0
0
Jerious1154 said:
"You DARE steal in my presence? That will cost you your LIFE!"

I must have heard that one at least a hundred times. Now it's IN MY HEAD.
I have found a fellow sufferer! :D

"Dirty thief -- I'll have your hand for that!"
 

teebeeohh

New member
Jun 17, 2009
2,896
0
0
the sound zerglings make when they hatch. I have played starcraft for over 10 yyears but i never played zerg so why is this stuck in my head and not "en taro adun"

"nico, my cousin" i have a cousin called nico
 

the wako kid

New member
Mar 31, 2010
102
0
0
TheSuperiorXemnas said:
"DANCE WATER, DANCE!!!!!" - Demyx
"Got it memorized?" - Axel
"As If" -Xigbar
"Do you want to scream?" - Marluxia (Ewwwwwww)
And Vexens creepy laugh....it's so annoying.
this is only in battles but it is pretty damn annoying when you hear it every time he does a special move
Jerious1154 said:
"You DARE steal in my presence? That will cost you your LIFE!"

I must have heard that one at least a hundred times. Now it's IN MY HEAD.
this is also annoying because you hear it every five seconds in five different accents along with the speech about sala hadins crusade for madness to the point where i can qoute it word for word,which is why assasins creed 1 blows goat nuts.
"they say it is a crusade.a crusade for what?ignorance?violence?"
 

JokerCrowe

New member
Nov 12, 2009
1,430
0
0
"I am the Milkman my milk is delicious."

Also I have memorized (involuntarliy) everything GLaDOS says. :(

And "I say, what are you doing way out here old chap?"-Captain Ash.
"I'm supposed to be on that island"- Cortez.
I know that entire dialogue better than I know my mother. :p
 

Comieman

New member
Jul 25, 2010
120
0
0
MRGLGLGLGLGWLWLMRGWL
goddamn murlocs

Agreeing with Jerious1154, A-creed has many lines that will not leave my head.
"INFIDEL" I am same religion as you are, dumass

"I can aim, but with this thing, I don't have to" - in austrian accent

RAMIREZ GO DO BLAH BLAH BLAH WHILE I STAY IN COVER - goddammit do it by yourself