I wake up screaming at night...

[Diddy_Mao]

Selecting the Imperial Guard Psykers in the Dawn of War series will cause the selected unit to scream "Vitness yer Dooooom!" in a weird vaguely Germanic accent that seems to be cranked up to 11 for no good reason.

I don't even play as the IG that much but that line still sticks with me.

 

[Nedoras]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum.

blow it out your ass. xD

Your face, your ass, what's the difference? ^_^

 

[Al the Killer]

Every time I hear the name Alexander now I think of the line "You're not Alexander!" from God Hand.

 

[LogicNProportion]

"Tell me what you cherish most..."

Bad nightmare..............or was it an erotic dream...?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum.

Did you know that was actually from a movie? At least, I think the movie was first...



Anyway, "I only need one bullet to kill you, but I brought a lot, just in case!" from a random NPC in RDR.

 

[DonMartin]

Alright, this is just a test to see if i can get something going...

Realize of course that this would belong in Forum Games, but Im still just gonna try it out.

I say a line from a game. The first person to guess it (character who says it and game) says another line, and then it goes on.

Figure this is more fun in person, but still thought I'd try it.

alright, here goes: "You were the lightning in that rain, you can still shine through the darkness"

GO.

 

[any343]

I cant believe no one said this (didnt read all the posts though), but the best line in all of gaming is

Chris Redfield: "I bet dollars to donuts Irving sent this after us."

 

[Skoldpadda]

"Yeeeeeees oh omnipresent authority figure?"

"Join the army, they said." - "See the WORLD! they said."

"Not difficult!"

"It's either you or me and it isn't gonna be me!"

 

[SteinFaust]

"whoa, dude"

"you know i wouldn't have joined the army but then my girlfriend dumped me, i failed out of school, i got fired..."

"WHOA, it's the MERRcenary!"

"I think I could be a good mercenary, i look good in a mohawk"

"gnarly, dude"

every Allied Nations soldier in Mercenaries 2, when you walk within 10 feet or happen to have the misfortune of being stuck in a vehicle with them.

 

[MrShowerHead]

"would you like a ladder, so you can get off my back" drove me up the frickin' wall.

Waah, can't remember this one. I've heard of it sometimes. Please tell me what game was this?

 

[D64nz]

My dogs are barking!

Took me a while to work out what my fellow OF marines were on about at first, but it always came before a fight, one that would kill most of the guys following me.

and the other...

Welcome to summoners rift.. Minions are spawning in 30 seconds

 

[Zanaxal]

Power Overwhelming

Oh and everything in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5e6eG6bXAQ

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Just a few of the many hilarious quotes from Company of Heros

Conrad, tie your fuckin' laces!

Incidentally, my actual name is Conrad. But i still think thats funny.

 

[Lictbringer]

I don't know about quotes but whenever I played Pokemon for hours on end, I can here the music in my head.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

Darker than a moonless night... Hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

 

[SteinFaust]

Darker than a moonless night... Hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

awww crap... who said that? that's gonna bother me all night.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

Darker than a moonless night... Hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

awww crap... who said that? that's gonna bother me all night.

OBJECTION!! clearly the evidence contradicts the testimony.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"You require more vespene gas." FUCK!

"Nuclear launch, detected." EVEN BIGGER FUCK!

"Goliath online!" I even have a shirt with that line on it.

"AK-47s for EVERYONE!" Hooray!

"Enemy is everywhere!" Its from Mass Effect but I have no idea who says it. I just remember hearing it all the time.

And of courst that one converstaion I had in Fallout 3: "..." "..." "..." "I'm glad we understand each other."

 

[SteinFaust]

Darker than a moonless night... Hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

awww crap... who said that? that's gonna bother me all night.

OBJECTION!! clearly the evidence contradicts the testimony.

lol phoenix wright!

OT: that whirring, buzzing noise the Cerebral Bore makes when it's chasing you.

OR the noise the little tiny raptor... things make when they surround you en masse and start nipping away at your health.

TUROK 2. filled with infuriating shit.

 

[Outright Villainy]

alright, here goes: "You were the lightning in that rain, you can still shine through the darkness"

GO.

Too easy!
"it even rained on the day I was born"

Spoiler: Everyone's favourite emo-douchebag!