I want! I want!

[madseverus]

Pretty simple, person 1 describes something they want, person 2 explains why they can't have it.
Example:

Person 1: I want a nuclear bomb!

Person 2: You can't have a nuclear bomb because it could cause mass devastation and make your mother very angry!
I want a pot of soup

Person 3: You can't have a pot of soup because this is MY pot of soup.
I want a boat
etc.

You get the idea. So to start us off,
I want a turtle!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a turtle,
the tank water gets dirty way too often.

I want apple pie.

 

[LynxParadox]

You can't have chocolate because it will stain you fur!

I want to be trained by batman!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

You can't be trained by Batman, he stopped accepting teens as trainees.

I want control of this thread.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You can't it has a mind of its own.

I want more beer!

 

[Scarim Coral]

But you're in a no beer country!

I want some jello!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You can't, the jello was eaten 10 minutes ago

 

[madseverus]

What do you want sir? Because I want some french fries!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You can't, they decided not to do an European release

I want your SOUL

 

[madseverus]

You can't have my soul, it tastes of butterscotch and you're allergic!

I want Majora's Mask 3D!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You can't, Nintendo doesn't want to see you happy!

I want to get the new Game of Thrones book! (Number Winds of Winter, not Dance with Dragons)

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sorry but every single places that sold it including online are sold out!

I want some shrimps!

 

[Roxas1359]

No shrimp for you! You know you're allergic!
I want chicken!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You can't, bird flu killed them all!

I want a kitten!

 

[Roxas1359]

You're not getting one of my kittens! No sir not a one! *has 20 kittens behind self*
I want a new daddy!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have sandwiches, there's only enough bread to make one.

I want bread to make more sandwiches.