I want! I want!

[madseverus]

You can't have nutella, it's unhealthy and the kids next door stole yours!

I want eternal life!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sorry but they were all out of eternal life and they will restock after you died!

I want your love!

 

[Roxas1359]

Well you don't get it! I love one thing: myself! No one else gets some love!
I want a Hauppauge HD PVR Gaming Edition!

 

[madseverus]

Well you can't have one! We're sending a dazzle "piece o' crap" edition instead.

I want a kirby plush!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have a happy plush! All of ours are sad...

I want a new poster.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a new poster, I've posted here before.

I want lunch.

 

[Scarim Coral]

But it's breakfast right now!

I want a banana!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have a banana, donkey kong says all he has are golden ones and they'll break your teeth...

I want to play crash bandicoot!

 

[i don't know]

No too bad, the kids have died of chuck norris disease and crash went out of business.

I want all the tf2 items

 

[madseverus]

You can't have them! You're character would get a horrible spinal injury from carrying so much crap!

I want a snes!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You can't!
They were destroyed by a crazed Sony fan!

I want a PS3!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have it! Too many have been made already, that one shall die in the shadows!

I want a glass of water.

 

[Dalek Caan]

You can't. It's possessed by the soul of a angry fireman and attempts to kill you.

I want a pet Dire Wolf.

 

[Scarim Coral]

But the Stark family took them all!

I want a hover skateboard!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have one! The technology won't be available until 2015 and they still won't work on water!

I want a ps1 game collection!