I want! I want!

[username sucks]

You can't, the Board of Safety has deemed it unsafe and condemned it.

I want liquid Science.

 

[Teoes]

You can't! Science's melting point is too high for us.

I want to be the one who shot JFK!

 

[username sucks]

You can't, because YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN YOU FREEDOM-HATING BASTARD!

I want to save the galaxy.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, The Empire already effectively did that by bringing us Peace and Order. All Hail The Empire.

I want to grow a mushroom forest.

 

[Teoes]

You can't! Mushrooms AREN'T TREES YOU IMBECILE!

I want to be able to take my chinchillas to work.

 

[username sucks]

You can't, as they would see the terrible conditions of the common man and start a violent revolt against your oppressors, only to die in vain against the superior opposition.

I want to finish thi

 

[Barbas]

You can't, I've sent invisible pixel men with white paint and brushes to ruin it for everyone.

I want a commission.

 

[Headsprouter]

Gonna have to gave me LOADSAMONEY, and you can't because you ain't got nuffink.

I want out of this gutter.

 

[deserteagleeye]

You can't because it's a hard-knock life and daddy already spent all the welfare money on whiskey and jelly beans.

I want to be the very best.

 

[Neuromancer]

You can't, child. Garry will always be better than you.

I want to be your dog.

 

[Mullac]

You can't be my dog, I don't have a dog.

I want to sing.

 

[Headsprouter]

Well, I just took your vocal cords. Fuck you.

I want to eat candy all day...

 

[username sucks]

You can't. That candy has razor blades and poison in it.

I want to punch something.

 

[Neuromancer]

You can't. You were born without hands.

I want to watch the world burn.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, it was destroyed during the Resource Wars. That's why we're on New Trento. Are you feeling alright? You haven't been buying food from the street vendors again, have you?

I want to see the construction site of the new Jump Gate.

 

[username sucks]

You can't, you will die of heart failure before science reaches that point.

I want power.

 

[Teoes]

You can't - it comes with an itty-bitty living space.

I want a high horse!

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, I got hungry and ate them.

I want some jelly beans.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Since they decided to make more episodes compared to season 1, it will take more years to let the manga come out first!

I want a good night sleep!

 

[username sucks]

You can't, as I have just discovered a way to transfer my constant nightmares to another person and that is YOU MWAHAHAHA!

... I want my nightmares to stop.