I want! I want!

[Barbas]

You can't, they were all gassed in the Great Purge.

I want a zebra.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cannot monsieur, for this wonderful restaurant does not serve the zebra until after midnight. I would suggest that the monsieur would got to a different restaurant but I do not think he would be getting his wonderful and loverly zebra meat anywhere else, oui oui?

I wish for a better shine on my platter.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, we ran out of WD40 ages ago.

I want a pet beetle.

 

[kailus13]

You can't have it, the last 5 you had died!

I want a rocket launcher.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, the Soldier took it to practice high-jumping...again.

I want to be the very best that no-one ever was.

 

[Terratina.]

There'll be always someone better.

I want all of the money.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have it, when the economy crashed, we burned it all to keep ourselves warm through the winter.

I want a sweater.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't have it, I turned it into stuffed rabbits.

I want a donut.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have a donut until you've finished your sandwich.

I want more milk!

 

[kailus13]

You can't. All the milk is sour.

I want a stuffed rabbit.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, because The stuffed wolves ate them!

I want beetroot juice!

 

[username sucks]

You can't, they are an endangered plant species now!

I want some iced tea.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have any, I poured it over my head while re-enacting the volleyball scene from Top Gun.

I want a Panzerwerfer.

 

[username sucks]

Too bad, because that sounds German and Germany is outlawed now.

I want but a drop of rain.

 

[Barbas]

But this is a desert. There ain't no water but your tears.

I want sourdough.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't, I baked all this bread with it.

I want curry.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have any, the fat man in the corner is hoarding it all and he won't share!

I want quiche!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have any, I don't know how to cook.

ORDER THE PIZZA!

 

[username sucks]

I would, but the pizza place just burned down.

I wish I could get back my poetry notebook which was stolen from me recently.

If that fails I will settle for legal permission to beat the guy that took it.

 

[DeltaStrata]

Referencing an unfortunate real-world event in a game where people are required to deny your perfectly valid desires makes those people sad. You do not get your notebook back because YOU HAVE MADE ME SAD. :< Hope you get it back for reals though.

Legal permission to beat someone up is also denied because of, well, the law.

I want to lose 20 lbs.