I want! I want!

[Roxas1359]

You can't have one because you know you need to watch you're blood sugar. That and it's 3 in the morning.

I want Megaman Legends 3.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have it because Capcom is too busy making the Fighting Game community go crazy again.

I want Star Citizen to be finished. :/

 

[Barbas]

You can't have that; we need more money for the facial animations and the hair on the fuzzy dice over the pilot's window.

I want a centaur.

 

[Malbourne]

You can't have one. For the last time, they don't exist. Why not look at the basilisks we still have in stock?

I want a skyscraper-sized birthday cake with bonfires for candles.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one because the Air Force bombed it when they mistook it for a massive mobilization of enemy troops.

I want a jar of marmalade.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

War rations son, you can't have a jar. Just a spoonful.

I want Pizza.

 

[Barbas]

You cannot have that because nobody knows how to bake since the apocalypse.

I want rissoles.

 

[Twintix]

You can't have that because I don't know what that is.

I want a good sandwich.

 

[Barbas]

I ate all of those and crapped the remains into a gulley.

I want a 2x4 to the head.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*gives it to you*

I want money. :/

 

[Barbas]

I spent it all - mine and yours. :c

I want the moon!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I already gave it to your sister.

I want everything!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I want less beef products to be sold...

[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

 

[Barbas]

That would upset our tentacular overlords.

I want cheesy fries.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is Canada. The only stuff like that you'll get is poutine.

I want a car.

 

[Barbas]

Those were banned by the PM of Australia for being harmful to our children's health, so now nobody anywhere can have one.

I want a soft-boiled egg.

 

[Twintix]

You can't have one because all the ones I have are medium-bolied and I'm not going to boil more. We're out of eggs.

I want more time.

 

[Barbas]

The Time Lords are using it again, the selfish pricks. God I hate them.

I wish for a reign of light.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No, its all mine! D:<

I want a beard.

 

[Barbas]

But you have no heeeeeaaaaad!

I want some ice cream.