I want! I want!

[Barbas]

I'm sorry, but it is the will of Vaermina. Now drink your Miasma potion. Drink...it.

I want a wailgun!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have that, you'll scare the children. Think of the CHILDREN!

I want a beer.

 

[Barbas]

Not until you finish your vodka and lime.

I want space invaders!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Not until you play your E.T. game on that Atari I bought you.

I want a tank.

 

[Barbas]

Here, have this septic tank. Watch your balance.

I want a tree house.

 

[kailus13]

You can't have a tree house, you'd fall out.

Captcha: das oontz. Sure, why not?

I want dubstep.

 

[Mullac]

You can't have it because no-one else wants it...

I want comic books.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have those, we burned them all!

I want pop.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cant have it because its toxic for your wings, plus I'm pretty sure it has acid in it because it burned through like fifteen floors already.

I want dah funk!

 

[Barbas]

You can't have it. I tried to revive it, but the people did not love the funk and so the funk died.

I want pearls.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't have any, I made a mural on my ceiling out of them all.

I want a sandwich.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, it's my sandwich, passed down from my father's fathers.

I want to meet James Pond.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cant, he is disgusted with visitors at the moment.

I want peace on earth!

 

[Drummodino]

You can't because of The Injustice League.

I want to play beer pong.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, I drank the beer and lost the pong.

I want blu-tack.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cant, because there isnt a blue colour left, there is only green-tack and black-tack left.

I want Schnitzel!

 

[Drummodino]

You can't, ants got into the bread crumbs.

I want a pet meerkat.

 

[Neuromancer]

Thou cannot, Timon is with Pumbaa now.

I desire the world.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have it, it already belongs to Al Pacino.

I want a wombat.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't it would tear your throat out.

I want a unicorn.