I want to, but...

[SeaCalMaster]

I want to eat nothing but carrots for two months and turn orange but I'm not sure i wouldn't accidently cause my kidney to explode or something.

I think your kidneys would be safe. The rest of you, probably not so much unless you took vitamins or ate at least some other foods. That way you wouldn't need to be hospitalized for vitamin deficiency or anything. Also, you'd turn yellowish, not orange. People with too much keratin (the stuff that makes carrots orange) take on an appearance similar to jaundice, which is characterized by a yellowish hue. Sorry, but for orange, your best bet is a mix of carrots and tomatoes.

I want to be less sarcastic, but I can't because I typically talk first, think second, which explains why I like the Internet; I get to write my thoughts down, then realize that it sounds too mean or stupid and erase them.

Also, I'd like to meet more people and be more social, but I'm rather shy and anti-social.

It's beta-carotene, not keratin. Keratin is the substance from which your hair and nails are made.

The one thing I really want to do (but don't) is write music. I don't know why I haven't yet; it's probably because I can't find the motivation most of the time.

 

[PurpleRain]

I want to move to the other side of the world, but I'm a wimp.

Anybody looking for a flatmate in the US, Canada or England? (I speak only two languages, English and Australian)

You and me both. I have never been outside the country and have always wanted to travel, at least see some form of white icy substance called snow. I saw it in a movie once. Hmm, do I senese an Escapist Road Trip!?!

OMG! and such!

Although it'll be more of an....air trip.

*EDIT*

We should totally get a pad in Boston and engage in hi-jinks.

HI-JINKS DAMMIT!

*ANOTHER EDIT*

Heterosexual hi-jinks

Very heterosexual

So heterosexual that the girls would get scared off by our raw masculinity and we would be left with only each other on those cold Boston nights.

Totally not gay.

If you can provide the pad and the helicopter, I'll bring the beer. Seriously awesome! We'll troll the streets of Europe/America/Canada/Africa/Everywhere picking up chicks and throwing rocks. Very hetrosexually!

 

[Skalman]

I wanna learn new languages, not really any language in particular just new languages and be fluent in them so I don't sound like a complete twat when I'm trying to make myself understood.
I also wanna travel the world, probably to as many countries as possible.

 

[mark_n_b]

I want to start my own production company. I want to learn mechanical / electrical engineering. I want to tour the world. I want to learn more languages. I want to lose thirty pounds.

Money and Time are not my friends, but these are things I am aiming for. It's not stuff that can't be done, it's stuff that pushes you forward.

Set your goals higher than 3DS Max my friend, there is a world out there for the taking.

(And for the carrot eating nation conquering loads of baloney, jeez guys, it was a serious and thoughtful question)

 

[Smiles]

i want to move out of my house and disown my family. i want to quit school and get a job.

 

[werepossum]

i want to lose some weight.. only 5-8kg though, and theres no buts about it! I'm determined to do it.

I read a study once that said that when asked to pick a woman of equal weight to themselves from a lineup of women of equal height and general build, women averaged 4 to 5 kg heavier than their own weight. In other words, women see themselves as 4 to 5 kg heavier than they actually are, on average. The same study found that when women are asked to select men's preferred weight for a woman of their own height from the same lineup, they consistently selected women 4 to 5 kg lighter than did the men. (Yeah, it was sort of a study with an ax to grind.)

So you may already be there!

Women will never be equal to men until a woman can have a forty-pound pot belly and three long hairs wrapped twice around an otherwise bald head and think "Damn, I'm lookin' good!" [/joking]

 

[Arcadia2000]

I want to go to a doctor, but medical insurance is too expensive. =,(
I want to want more for myself, but I don't appreciate what I have.
I also want vitamin-infused ice cream, but only the sugar-free kind.

 

[dekkarax]

I want to make flash animation, but Flash is stupidly expensive with no free alternatives...stupid Adobe

 

[rottenbutter]

I want to play Duke Nukem Forever, but i doubt I'll live that long.

 

[eclipsedshadow]

i want a normal PC in which i can play games and talk to my friends properly on MSN with a webcam.. Insted of a mac i've got no use for which my stepdad gave me to use.

 

[Jakeyboy776]

its lame but i want to Fly

 

[TopRopePiledriver]

I want to become the universally loved leader of a backwards 3rd world nation and through my ingenious modernization plans, my country improves itself and becomes the world leader in democracy, wealth, cleanliness, intelligence, etc.

I'm thinking Senegal or Madagascar. What do you think? (And if I did become the president of Madagascar I would have no airports and only one seaport that I will close down immediatly as soon as anyone anywhere in the world so much as sneezes. (cookie to whoever can guess the reference))

World War Z?

 

[wewontdie11]

I want to get a steady job and a steady girlfriend, but I'm too god damn lazy and apathetic to really put much effort into getting either.

 

[RedxDecember]

I hear you Emporerdude. I want to be able to design great games but not have to have that period with so little pay... ...

 

[ThaBenMan]

I want to get tattoo sleeves, but they're quite pricy. I would also like to get my own apartment, but that too is pricy.

 

[OverlordSteve]

I want to own a Grand Theft Auto game, but I have Parents who care.

 

[j1-2themax]

I want to write a novel, but I doubt even I'd read it.
I want to get into shape, but the physcial termoil necessary, in my mind, isn't worth it. Plus, I can hardly tell when it's working.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I want to own every good game system and every good game, have my own Kayak and live near the river Severn but I have no money. Get amazingly good at playing piano but my hands are incapable of doing two seperate melodies at once. Learn to play the drums but no money for a drum kit, get a double Ocarina but again no money and do Kickboxing but everytime the opportunity arises I feel I can't do anything .

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I would go there...but I don't have a way to get there

Those were awesome! I would love to eat underwater.

 

[psycolemon]

I think it would be cool to walk on water, but seeing as I am clearly not Jesus I am doomed to a life of swimming.

 

[Erana]

I want my inheritance.
I was kinda hoping that I'd at least get the student loans paid for, as promised. v.v