well right now I'm currently unemployed and I have no idea what I wanna do with my life so I guess I will just party like it's 1999
I want you to think about this for a while.....
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Formally known as loved ones. You know how pissed they'd be if they knew you burned $1,000,000,000 for the lulz that could have been used to enhanced their lives after you're gone?The Pinray said:
OT: Pay for cryogenic stasis, then put the rest into curing any disease I have that doomed me. But they can't take me out of stasis until they have a cure for old age.
fly to america and see the folks at bioware, must know how Mass Effect finishes,
fly to canada and see the folks at ubisoft, must know how assassin's creed finishes,
make sure my family and friends have some money,
buy champagne,
play video games,
die.
fly to canada and see the folks at ubisoft, must know how assassin's creed finishes,
make sure my family and friends have some money,
buy champagne,
play video games,
die.
$250,000,000 would be invested for my family
$250,000,000 would be given to charity
$250,000,000 would be given to the next homeless person who asks me for spare change
$250,000,000 would be divided into one dollar bills so I could go to the top of the Empire State Building and make it rain all over New York
$250,000,000 would be given to charity
$250,000,000 would be given to the next homeless person who asks me for spare change
$250,000,000 would be divided into one dollar bills so I could go to the top of the Empire State Building and make it rain all over New York
Build a spaceship and use it to etch a giant dong into the face of the moon for all to bear witness to for an eternity. Stone age tribes in the rain forests will look up and take my joke as a sign from their gods. Apollo skeptics will curse the day I found myself rich and very temporary. 4Kids and other censorship groups will be reminded every night as to why they are hopeless idiots.
In short, I would be the Billion Dollar Troll.
In short, I would be the Billion Dollar Troll.
I would set aside some money as safety for my family and give the rest to charity.
It might sound like I am trying to paint myself in a better light by obscuring my true nature, but I am simply the kind of person who spends money on material goods; a new bass for example, instead of temporary things, food and experiences and such. I will have no needs for those kinds of things when I'll lose them in a month, so I figure I would use the money for morally wholesome stuff. I might submit to a few more spontane urges than before, buying expensive ice cream and such, but that's pretty much it. I'd mostly live as normal.
I still have a deep wish to keep my family safe for posteriority though, which is why I leave them part of the fortune.
I do like superstringz's moon-dong idea though.
It might sound like I am trying to paint myself in a better light by obscuring my true nature, but I am simply the kind of person who spends money on material goods; a new bass for example, instead of temporary things, food and experiences and such. I will have no needs for those kinds of things when I'll lose them in a month, so I figure I would use the money for morally wholesome stuff. I might submit to a few more spontane urges than before, buying expensive ice cream and such, but that's pretty much it. I'd mostly live as normal.
I still have a deep wish to keep my family safe for posteriority though, which is why I leave them part of the fortune.
I do like superstringz's moon-dong idea though.
Realistically, I would probably donate most of it.
I'm generally a generous guy, and my gut reflex is to do things like that and regret it later.
I think I'd give a small percentage to my family and then ... I don't know.
I'm generally a generous guy, and my gut reflex is to do things like that and regret it later.
I think I'd give a small percentage to my family and then ... I don't know.
Actually that sounds pretty interesting. Would make quite an impact.The Pinray said:
I wouldnt last for a week.
The 1 billion would have a large part of it donated to cancer and hiv/aids cure research and however much i need i would spend on a sports car and blaze my way through ALL THE TOP GEAR COUNTRIES!
The 1 billion would have a large part of it donated to cancer and hiv/aids cure research and however much i need i would spend on a sports car and blaze my way through ALL THE TOP GEAR COUNTRIES!
Half of the money it going toward my friends, relatives and families. The rest of it is going to be bribing variest webcomic artists and studios to tell me how their webcomic and anime/ cartoon story are plan out and how it all end (unless they tell me anyway because of upcoming death).
That way I will be at peace, no longer have my mind pounder at "how will [insert show] will end???".
Also any leftovers will go to charity.
That way I will be at peace, no longer have my mind pounder at "how will [insert show] will end???".
Also any leftovers will go to charity.
Give it away, because what's the point of using it on yourself it you can only enjoy the benefits for such a short time period? If you really don't have lonh left to live, not putting that money into a better cause is just past idiocy and into the realms of stupidity.
If I totally had to spent it on myself though, I would use it to arrange a totally spectacular death. Like trying a flaming car backwards off of a sky scraper and jumping out of the window to sky dive into a gigantic tank of water filled with great white sharks that have explosives in their mouths.
If I totally had to spent it on myself though, I would use it to arrange a totally spectacular death. Like trying a flaming car backwards off of a sky scraper and jumping out of the window to sky dive into a gigantic tank of water filled with great white sharks that have explosives in their mouths.
With one month, there's no way that I could spend that money on sensual pleasures before I died. I'd use a few hundred thousand on myself, giving a few million to my family and friends so that they can live the rest of their life in peace (with a stipulation that they can only use the money for current debts, the remainder being used for living off of the interest only).
The rest of the money is going to saving lives that want or ought to be saved. No sense spending a million on a heart transplant for an 80-year old man so that he can live to 81 when that same million could save several thousand young lives, eh?
The rest of the money is going to saving lives that want or ought to be saved. No sense spending a million on a heart transplant for an 80-year old man so that he can live to 81 when that same million could save several thousand young lives, eh?
Spend a week with loved ones, and the last three hunting down members of organized crime. I'd leave the money for my loved ones in my will, along with a note that basically says I had a month with this money, you have your whole lives, so don't screw it up.
I love this answer, it basically boils down to "Fuck with history!"Ethan Asia said:
OT: Basically I'd live it up, any money left over would be divided accordingly amongst the family.
As much as I can with as little time I had. If I wanted to survive I would probably invet in cryogenics and pray that the team I invested the money in would be able to perfect the tech before I croak, freeze me, than thaw me out when a cure is made.
If not, try to do as much good as I can with all my money, get all of ideas out, spend it on a great time with my friends and family, than use whatever is left to invest in space travel.
If not, try to do as much good as I can with all my money, get all of ideas out, spend it on a great time with my friends and family, than use whatever is left to invest in space travel.