I was going to __________, but __________.

[Bofus Teefus]

I freaking hate excuses. I get to hear them all day. I'm also a bit of a masochist, so I figured I'd see how a forum game centered around making excuses would fly. So let's have it! What's your excuse?

Mine?

Well, um, I was going to write that review, but your mom kept calling me and I couldn't keep focused.

 

[Neuromancer]

I was going to post on this thread, but then I posted on this thread prematur

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to go to sleep at a decent hour, but I just had to make a couple posts and watch a movie.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to pour myself a cup of tea, but the coffee jar was calling again.

 

[SirDerpy]

I was going to work, but I didn't.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to go to war, but I forgot where I buried the hatchet.

 

[Neuromancer]

I was going to send PMs, but the proxy error strikes again.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to figure out what a proxy is, but I realized my coffee quota had not yet been reached.

 

[kitabatake12]

I was going to kill someone but in the game... yea

 

[Barbas]

I was going to buy Windows 8, but I punched myself in the face just in time.

 

[Clearwaters]

I was going to ask that girl out, but I played video games instead

 

[EilaliE]

I was going to do it today, but then my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to visit the science museum, but I forgot my legs.

 

[SirDerpy]

I was going to make a clever post, but then I didn't actually make one.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to consolidate, but then I forgot again.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to pet my kitteh's belly, but I had a flashback to my hand being flayed the last time I tried.

I was going to buy Windows 8, but I punched myself in the face just in time.

Nice save.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to court, but it was electric in there.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to play some CoD, but forgot I don't want to talk to all the 12 year olds who have all apparently slept with my mom.

 

[EilaliE]

I would hang out, but I don't typically go out on days which end with the following letters: D-A-Y.
Personal preference.

 

[Skatologist]

I was going to play new games on my Steam account, but I instead just played more TF2.