I was going to __________, but __________.

[Barbas]

I was going to buy a piano, but there's nowhere to put it.

 

[sageoftruth]

I was going to get some work done, but then I posted on this thread instead.

 

[Malbourne]

I was going to use my awesome invention to experiment with antimatter, but it just took up too much space.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to kill Vivec, but my lockpick skill isn't high enough.

 

[Malbourne]

I was going to raise a polar bear, but I didn't have enough upper-body strength.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to give the angry bees their honey back, but I decided I'd rather smear it all over my naked body, run into the flowerbeds and do the rain dance.

 

[EilaliE]

I was going to remember, but I forgot.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to do Boone's quest, but I accidentally 'naded him out of his sniper nest.

 

[Malbourne]

I was going to spare Benny, but then I remembered that his suit kicks ass.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to watch a Bruce Lee film, but I forgot where I left the DVD...