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MiracleOfSound

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Souplex said:
I wish I had a nice beef stew. *Goes out for lunch*
Time spent wishing is time wasted! Grab life by the balls and make your wishes come true!
I wish I had 8235 posts on the Escapist...

Hey, you're right!
 

Onyx Oblivion

Borderlands Addict. Again.
Sep 9, 2008
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TheNamlessGuy said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
...Wireless router. And the Wii is pretty fucking far away from the PC for a wired connection.
Maybe you should move your Wii closer to the computer.

[sub]Is it just me, or did I just say you have to move your urine closer to your computer?[/sub]
Yes. yes you did. Nah. My 360 is further and works fine.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
Yes. yes you did. Nah. My 360 is further and works fine.
Yeah, but the Wii doesn't really have the worlds best connector.
Maybe move the router closer to the Wii(urine)?
But if it gets wet?
 

Prof.Wood

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Jul 10, 2009
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We had helmets with HUD's
People in Britain could have handguns
Everyone was forced to wear suits
 

AvsJoe

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I had a million dollars.

I had a PSPgo, PS3, 360, DS, and several games for each system.

I had my own country.

I wasn't so greedy.
 

Meggiepants

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Machines said:
That I knew a single woman who wasn't a *****.
Hello. My name is Megan. The only person who has ever called me ***** in all my 32 years of living has been my sister. She doesn't count. She was created to hate me. My brothers though, fine fellows both. We get on smashingly.

Nice to meet ya!

Unfortunately, even with this sterling record, you may still think I'm a *****. If so, sorry to have bothered you.

OT: I wish I could make the things I imagine tangible.
 

Dimbo_Sama

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I could adopt Dr. Cox's world view without people going, 'you stole that off scrubs'

Doctor Cox's World View (also mine) is as follows.
If I'm in a cue and the guy ahead of me can't decide what he wants in the half hour it takes to get to the counter I should be allowed to kill him.

If all the porn was taken off the internet there'd only be ONE website left and It would be called, 'Bring Back the Porn'

You're born alone and you damn sure die alone.
 

Legion

Were it so easy
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meganmeave said:
Machines said:
That I knew a single woman who wasn't a *****.
Hello. My name is Megan. The only person who has ever called me ***** in all my 32 years of living has been my sister. She doesn't count. She was created to hate me. My brothers though, fine fellows both. We get on smashingly.

Nice to meet ya!

Unfortunately, even with this sterling record, you may still think I'm a *****. If so, sorry to have bothered you.

OT: I wish I could make the things I imagine tangible.
I mean in real life. I have talked to many seemingly nice women online, it's just that all the women I come across in the real world seem to be the kind who like bitching/back-stabbing everyone they know or only care about themselves. That's not to say I have never met any, just none I am currently acquainted with.

I am sure you are a very nice person.

Dimbo_Sama said:
I could adopt Dr. Cox's world view without people going, 'you stole that off scrubs'

Doctor Cox's World View (also mine) is as follows.
If I'm in a cue and the guy ahead of me can't decide what he wants in the half hour it takes to get to the counter I should be allowed to kill him.

If all the porn was taken off the internet there'd only be ONE website left and It would be called, 'Bring Back the Porn'

You're born alone and you damn sure die alone.
I wish that with a lot of things, it's hard to have an opinion nowadays without it apparently "coming from" somewhere else, people don't seem to realise that characters are the product of the human mind so the attitude had to come from a real person first.
 

Valksy

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I could have a little peace and quiet and a really good night of sleep. That I could wake up refreshed and feel really well and healthy. That my GP - the only Doc I have ever managed to trust - was not moving away.

Sometimes I wish that my two cats, Apollo and Artemis, were still alive in the peak of good health and fitness because I would have loved to share a little more time with them. But I learned not to wish for things that can never be because it makes you bitter and breaks your heart.
 
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I HAD MOTHERFUCKING BROADBAND. Sorry, but it's really infuriating being so into games and the internet and having to wait ages to make a few posts here and being unable to game online or watch Youtube videos.
It'll be largely irrelevant to most of you, but please, try and feel my pain. >_<