I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except...

[ShotgunShaman]

1. Boil a pot of water.
2. Pour all the water into a large bowl
3. Pour a few drops of eucalyptus extract in bowl
4. Put a towel over the bowl, and put your head under the towl, and take deep breaths for about ten minutes. Good luck!

 

[Pimppeter2]

We apparently "give thanks to god" and then commit a mortal sin. (Gluttony)

Yes, this holiday defines us as americans.

Umm we give thanks in general. Not to God.

 

[Lethal Hunter]

I'd be celebrating and eating turkey, but my country doesn't celebrate the decimation of a native civilisation.

Well, not always anyway.

 

[Lord Thodin]

I would be enjoying thanksgiving.....sept Im a nerd and I am playing MW2

 

[Whitefeather]

I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except...

I'm English, and thus don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Thank you for explaining that to us and contributing to the topic

 

[Amnestic]

I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except...

I'm English, and thus don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Thank you for explaining that to us and contributing to the topic

You're welcome.

What did you want me to say? Rub a cat on the side of your head until it goes away? Sure. Hell, it'll be as good as any other freaky home-remedy you crazy bastards cook up.

Or you could go out and buy any of the sinus-clearing products that people mentioned in the first two replies. Oh! Maybe I should have quoted them and written "This." or put down a similar response with slightly different wording.

Or added a different tangent to an already existant topic - one which other people have no issue with.

Derailing topics in twelve posts or less or your money back. It's what I do.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except... IM BRITISH!
Damn i would kill for a nice turkey dinner right now.. Oh well this curry will do.

Ahh... The curry, a signature English dish.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Take a little salt, and mix it in water.
*this will hurt, but it works.*
now snort it up. suck down all the mucus and spit it out. Do not blow your nose, or it will not work.

 

[Amnestic]

I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except... IM BRITISH!
Damn i would kill for a nice turkey dinner right now.. Oh well this curry will do.

Ahh... The curry, a signature English dish.

Depends on the curry. Chicken Tikka Masala is meant to from Glasgow originally, so technically it's a signature British dish.

Balti curries, similarly, are meant to be of British origin.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except... IM BRITISH!
Damn i would kill for a nice turkey dinner right now.. Oh well this curry will do.

Ahh... The curry, a signature English dish.

Depends on the curry. Chicken Tikka Masala is meant to from Glasgow originally, so technically it's a signature British dish.

Balti curries, similarly, are meant to be of British origin.

I know most curries are middle eastern/Indian but we eat so many now they have become a part of our countries culture.

 

[cheese_wizington]

We apparently "give thanks to god" and then commit a mortal sin. (Gluttony)

Yes, this holiday defines us as americans.

Umm we give thanks in general. Not to God.

You might, but the pilgrims started thanksgiving as thanking god for a good harvest.

 

[Calobi]

Psh. Anyone can celebrate. All it requires is
A) Family and/or friends
B) Far too much food
C) Someone else's house which you can leave right after eating your fill

C is not optional, but it is far easier.

True, anyone can celebrate it but being English does somewhat exclude you from participating since the day has no meaning to us (you don't celebrate the 5th of November, do you?).

If by "celebrate", you mean "attempt to blow up major government buildings", then ye-- Nooo. Because that would be illegal. And dangerous.

 

[Aesir23]

Chew some gum that has a VERY strong lemon flavour. It should clear up your sinuses.

 

[Noamuth]

Boil some water, add a teabag, a slice of lemon, some fresh ginger (a grated thumbsize piece is good) and a teaspoon of honey. It's a delicious tea and helps the throat and nose.

The second thing I'd recommend are the Vicks Vapodrops. Those are awesome.

And I kind of wish I celebrated Turkey Day. Another reason to get together with family and eat too much is all good with me~

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Snort the tobasco.

Seriously.

Keep in mind there is a chance that A) your sinuses will react by getting inflamed to the point of being absolutely air-tight and/or B) the pain alone will be so intense it will kill you.

If curing this thing is worth that risk to you, just snort a bunch a the hot stuff.

 

[McKay]

I WOULD be enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, except...

I'm Australian

When I have a blocked nose (it happened alot when I moved interstate)

I'd use something called Rhinocaut (a liquid that you spray into the back of your nose and comes out as a fine mist). It feels strange going down the back of your throat but works

Take hot baths/showers, that'll heat up your body and make the mucus thin out.

 

[scotth266]

Get some Theraflu. Tastes like garbage, works like a miracle.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

I'm English, and thus don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Gee, that little remark sure did help. If you can't contribute to the thread, why waste everybody's time(including yourself)?

On topic: Try repeatedly snorting saline solution and then shoving tissues up your nostrils...works for me.